[guide.chat] FWD: JUST A COUPLE OF QUICK JOKES:
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 26 Nov 2011 23:49:12 -0000
As its Judith's birthday today Sunday 27th of November I would like to wish her
a very happy birthday and also to say many thanks for forwarding all of the
jokes that she has sent to me for forwarding to this chat line ,thankyou so
much ,Judith .
-----Original Message-----
From: Judith Appleton - Email Address: judith.appleton@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 02/11/2011 15:15
Sent To: muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: FW: JUST A COUPLE OF QUICK JOKES:
Subject: FW: JUST A COUPLE OF QUICK JOKES:
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to
religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted
to Islam and we're stoning the slag in the morning !
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . . ...so I
did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Angela.
My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's
group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking - And then I saw her face . . . ..
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple
of Swan Vesta matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to walk in his
cage .
No virus found in this incoming messa
ge.
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