[guide.chat] : FW: : IT problems
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:02:59 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Carol
Sent On: 12/08/2010 19:45
Sent To: keith
Subject: FW : IT problems
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Subject: : IT problems
INSTALLING A HUSBAND (live in boyfriend!!)
Dear Tech Support,
In 2009 I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct
slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewel applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such as
Flatulence 5.0,
Football 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and
do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewel 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting
and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This
is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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