[guide.chat] : Emailing: Fw_ Julie Andrews

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:50:17 +0100

This joke first came to me in late 2008 and if you have already seen it then 
I'm sorry but some of you have not and as I do not have many new jokes to keep 
on sending ,I am looking through most of the old ones that I have,and this is 
one that has not seen daylight from me for over a year ,so try to enjoy it !

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From: Rose Nye
Sent On: 08/10/2008 17:32
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Emailing: Fw_ Julie Andrews

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From: "Ray Nye" <ray.nye@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Rose Nye" <Rose.Nye@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:08:12 +0100

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From: Stuart Rowell 
To: Buttram, Cynthia 
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 11:03 PM
Subject: FW: Julie Andrews

Theme: Julie Andrews 
 Read on.....and enjoy! 
It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true... Julie Andrews turned 69 - To 
commemorate her 69th birthday, actress/ vocalist, Julie 
Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for 
the benefit of the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) One of 
the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the 
legendary movie 'Sound Of Music.' Here are the actual lyrics she used: 

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, 
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, 
Bundles of magazines tied up in string, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, 
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, 
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 

When the pipes leak, 
When the bones creak, 
When the knees go bad, 
I simply remember my favorite things, 
And then I don't feel so bad. 

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, 
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, 
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin', 
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', 
And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames, 
When we remember our favorite things. 

When the joints ache, 
When the hips break, 
When the eyes grow dim, 
Then I remember the great life I've had, 
And then I don't feel so bad. 

I BET YOU ALL PUT THAT TO MUSIC 

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over  four 
minutes and repeated encores.) Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit  and humour 
with others who would appreciate it. 

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