[guide.chat] Catholic gasoline

  • From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:01:55 -0000

:Fwd: Catholic Gasoline!

      SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE 
       
      Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her 
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would 
have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.
     

She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol. The 
attendant told her that the only can he owned had been loaned out, but she 
could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a 
patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. 
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with petrol and spotted 
the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann 
carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full 
bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two Baptists watched from across 
the street.. One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.!'
  

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