[guide.chat] :{ Carol Frampton } : FW: SEX
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:48:55 +0100
: FW: SEX
SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off
to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more
times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the
golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper,
it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then
the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No...........I'm a rabbit in Scotland
The New Busy is not the old busy.
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