[GeoStL] Re: Talk about bad luck...

  • From: Glenn <GLNash@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 18:51:57 -0500

Oh my, the mushroom is starting to take effect

gln

At 05:51 PM 10/24/2002 -0500, you wrote:

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a
husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the sole beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed.
A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld
figure who went by the name of "Artie."
Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a
spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The man opened up
his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed,
rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty
deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway
grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to
strangle her with his gloved hands.
As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the
floor the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene.
Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to
strangle the produce manager as well.
Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden
camera and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the
sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.


And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:

ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY



~~~~~~~~ Glenn St. Louis, Mo


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