[GeoSTL] SPECIAL BULLETIN
- From: "Amy Purdy" <apurdy@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 20 Jul 2002 08:23:33 -0500
SPECIAL BULLETIN The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked
that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community.
Since Muslim extremists cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked woman that is not one's wife, on this coming Saturday afternoon at
2:00 p.m. EDT, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your
block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to
prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. Since they do not
approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-terrorist sentiment. Names and addresses of non-participants should be
sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send this to your fellow
Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
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