[GeoStL] OT Mensa invitational

  • From: Ssudio@xxxxxxx
  • To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:09:07 EST

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Thought these were pretty good:
 
 
 
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked  readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or
changing of one letter, and supply a new  definition.
Here are this year's (2005) winners: 

1. Cashtration  (n.):
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject  financially
impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: 
A  person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: 
Euphoria  at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to  start with.

4. Reintarnation: 
Coming back to life as a  hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): 
The substance surrounding stupid people  that stops bright ideas from 
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,  shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy:  
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting  laid.

7. Giraffiti: 
Vandalism spray-painted very, very  high.

8. Sarchasm: 
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and  the person who doesn't
get it. 

9. Inoculatte: 
To take coffee  intravenously when you are running late. 

10. Hipatitis: 
Terminal  coolness. 

11. Osteopornosis: 
A degenerate disease. (This one got  extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: 
It's like, when everybody is  sending off all these really bad vibes, 
right? And then, like, the Earth  explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer. 

13. Decafalon  (n.):
The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only  things
that are good for you.

14. Glibido: 
All talk and no  action.

15 Dopeler effect: 
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem  smarter when they come at you
rapidly. 

16. Arachnoleptic fit  (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked  
through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a  mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in
the morning and cannot be  cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding  half a worm in the fruit you're eating.  








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