- What a riot! -----Original Message----- From: geocaching-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:geocaching-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of bleu-kangareu@xxxxxxx Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:42 PM To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [GeoStL] NGR new diet - sorry for the spam, but i laughed so hard i almost burst my anurism. I know some of you will enjoy this, but go see your doctor first .... Yesterday, at Wal-Mart, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my lab Napoleon. While I was standing in line about to check out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was 'where is your sign lady?', but I decided to go with it... so ... on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss Diet again. I also told her I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and that the way that it works is, you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore. **************************************** For List Info or To make _ANY_ changes, including unsubscribing from this list, click -----> //www.freelists.org/list/geocaching Missouri Caches Scheduled to be Archived http://tinyurl.com/87cqw **************************************** For List Info or To make _ANY_ changes, including unsubscribing from this list, click -----> //www.freelists.org/list/geocaching Missouri Caches Scheduled to be Archived http://tinyurl.com/87cqw