[GeoStL] Re: "I've developed a fear of snakes" in forum "Geocaching Topics"

  • From: Jack Anderson <pandyandy3@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:45:22 -0700 (PDT)

Taken from the snakes point of view:
   
  "OH MY GOODNESS!!!  HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BIG CREATURES THAT WALK 
ON TWO LEGS, IF LEGS ARE WHAT THEY ARE CALLED.  WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LOWER 
THEMSELVES TO THE GROUND AND SLITHER ALONG LIKE WE DO?  I HOPE THAT THEY DON'T 
STEP ON ME, THEY WEIGH OVER 100 TIMES THE WEIGHT OF ME AND ARE OVER 100 TIMES 
BIGGER THAN ME AND ARE VERY HARD NOT SOFT LIKE ME.  OH MY, HERE THEY COME WHAT 
AM I GOING TO DO?  I CAN BITE THEM TO LET THEM KNOW THAT I AM HERE OR I CAN TRY 
TO SLITHER AWAY, BUT THEY MOVE SO FAST I DOUBT THAT I WILL MAKE IT IN TIME.  Oh 
good they saw me and stopped, maybe they won't bother me if I can just get out 
of the way and find some place to hide."
   
  Relate that to how you would feel if the Jolly Green Giant was real and 
walking right towards you and you didn't know if he could see you or not way 
down there.
   
  All things were put here on earth for a reason, sometimes we just have to get 
past our fears and look a little harder as to why they are here.  Like, without 
snakes this world could be over run with mice and rats, or moles, or frogs, or 
any other type of little animals.  They do their part also to even out the 
world population.
   
  I am not a snake lover just a realist and believer in the "All things for a 
reason" comment above.  Leave them alone and 99.999% of the time they will 
gladly leave you alone.  That other .001% of the time your chances are better 
than 90% that it won't kill you.  When you break the odds down to that level 
the chances are so slim you might have a better chance of winning the lottery.  
Whoops, gotta leave now and go buy my ticket.
   
  Jack (I'm a Gryffindor not a Slytherin).
  

tnsl <sydstyr@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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"She's afraid if she runs over it, the tire will throw the snake up under 
the car and it will crawl inside"

Oh great .. something new to worry about...

Nancy


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Gale R. Nie" 
To: 
Sent: Monday, October 15, 2007 7:58 PM
Subject: [GeoStL] Re: "I've developed a fear of snakes" in forum "Geocaching 
Topics"


> -
> Unfortunately, some people don't care how harmless or docile a snake is. 
> This woman I work with is so afraid of snakes she is irrational. She has 
> her son kill any she finds in her yard while mowing the grass. And here's 
> the funniest and most irrational part. If she's driving her car on the 
> road and spots a snake also on the road, she stops and waits for it to 
> move along. Why you say? Wouldn't she just run over it to kill it? No, 
> not a chance. She's afraid if she runs over it, the tire will throw the 
> snake up under the car and it will crawl inside. Yes, I'm serious. At 
> least she doesn't kill the ones on the road. I've tried to talk some 
> sense into her but it ain't happening.
>
> Gale



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