[etni] Fw: English Language
- From: "Sandra Keren" <kerenms@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:35:06 +0200
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A POLISH DIVORCE
>
>
> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an
> American girl. Although his English was far from
> perfect, they got along very well until one day he
> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
> could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
>
> The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
> divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked
> him the following questions:
>
>
> LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
>
> POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little
> home."
>
> LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
> case?"
>
> POLE: "It made of concrete."
>
> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
>
> POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
>
> LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
>
> POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
>
> LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
>
> POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good
> DVD player."
>
> LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
>
> POLE: "No, I always up before her."
>
> LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
>
> POLE: "She going to kill me."
>
> LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
>
> POLE: "I got proof.
>
> LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
>
> POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
> drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can
> read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."
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