[dungeoncrawl] This is funny!
- From: Damon Kline <damon.kline@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "'dungeoncrawl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <dungeoncrawl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>,'Damon & Cyndi Kline' <dckline007@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 30 Dec 2002 14:29:30 -0500
> >A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
> >dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
> >girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
> >like to go out and make love for the first time.
> >
> >Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
> >he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
> >pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
> >everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
> >
> >At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
> >he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
> >insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
> >busy, it being his first time and all.
> >
> >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
> >meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
> >meet my parents, come on in!"
> >
> >The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
> >girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
> >and bows his head.
> >
> >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
> >head down.
> >
> >10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> >
> >Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
> >leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
> >were this religious."
> >
> >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
> >a pharmacist."
Damon Kline
Legal Systems Technician
Supreme Court of Pennsylvania
5035 Ritter Road
Suite 700
(717) 795-2028
damon.kline@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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