FW: What the future holds

From: "DSP.EA.Large.Messages@xxxxxxxxx" <dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <DSP-EA-General@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 21 Feb 2021 22:26:07 -0700

From: Wynn Payne <wynn.payne@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: February 21, 2021 10:24 PM
To: DSP.EA.Large.Messages@xxxxxxxxx; John Rouse <john@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Fwd: What the future holds

Thanks John
You can send anything to the group directly by using the DSP.... address in
this distribution.
Thanks for hard  comments.
Wynn
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From: John Rouse < <mailto:john@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> john@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, Feb 21, 2021 at 5:55 PM
Subject: Fwd: What the future holds
To: Payne Wynn < <mailto:wynn.payne@xxxxxxxxx> wynn.payne@xxxxxxxxx>

Hi Wynn, would you please forward this.  It was sent to me by a good friend.
I also think we need a bit of levity as we wait for the vaccines.

John
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Date: Fri, Feb 19, 2021 at 8:19 PM
Subject: Fwd: What the future holds



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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen...
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned
'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.

--
John Rouse
Email:  <mailto:john@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> john@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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