From: Rick Gafuik <ricali@xxxxxxx>
Sent: August 11, 2021 2:45 PM
To: Delta Sig Delta Sig <dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
I had to respond to the less famous proverbs
Rick
Aphorisms... otherwise known as wisdoms, are short, pointed sentences, that
expresses a wise or clever observation.
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at
all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to
become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m.
For example, it could be the right number.
(Think about this one)!!
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine print; there's no way you're going to
like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos?
18. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Cadillac than in a Ford.
19. After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably
dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the
ones that mind don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
