From: DAVID ROSS <dwross@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: November 5, 2021 2:30 PM
To: dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: Quotes from famous people
Quotes from famous people
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased
to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine
against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops
to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant
form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid
you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to
wear out,
fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good spit it out.
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May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door.
