From: DAVID ROSS <dwross@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: August 30, 2021 6:04 PM
To: dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: PLUMBER OF THE YEAR
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Subject: PLUMBER OF THE YEAR
Well, finally, the entries have been rated by our panel of experts and we can
announce THE PLUMBER OF THE YEAR!! Check out the competition, unusually stiff
this year:
PLUMBER OF THE YEAR FINALISTS
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Hmmmmm...
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Should have measured twice!
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Apparently, you don't want anyone seeing your face, but everything else is
okay?
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The oak seat is a nice touch, though. Has to be the Far East!
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And the purpose for the door is?
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This stall is for people that have arms like an orangutan.
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This would be the "half bath" noted in the real estate listing?
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Very Classy! And, only three steps to the throne when you're in a hurry!
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How does this even get past the planning phase?
And now drum roll please....
THE PLUMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO......
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Absolutely brilliant...
ALL OF THESE PLUMBERS ARE, THANKFULLY, NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS.
THEY'VE BEEN ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE AND NOW SERVE IN VARIOUS GOVERNMENT
POSITIONS.
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