From: DAVID ROSS <dwross@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: March 24, 2021 9:54 PM
To: dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: Joyful Aging?
Am I Getting To THAT Age???
I found this time because today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes,
nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and
asked, "What brings you
in today?" I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a
refrigerator."
She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have
something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?"
I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an
emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body
and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in
trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs?"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know
why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not
paved.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, sags or leaks.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have: Love to share, Cash to spare, Tires with air, and Friends
who care.
