#154 December 1, 2010 from http://www.don-guitar.com Online version: http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ First word, from Don: The home building adventure continues as we scrounge all sorts of materials via freecycle and craigslist. For example, we acquired a small mountain of mostly good used 2x4's for a very modest investment. It'll take me a few days to clean all the nails out of them but I'm blessed with tools and a sufficient supply of time and energy. This week I'll be driving to various places in the region to pick up more lumber, doors and some odd sized but possibly useful windows. My friend Rick Sprankle sings a Waylon Jennings song about how he may be used but he ain't used up. Even though the context was somewhat different, just lately I can somewhat identify with the sentiment. I may be used, but I'm not used up....yet. Increasing demands on our time and energy are making it more and more difficult for us to meet our deadline for this publication. We love the ezine and we're very proud to have over 350 loyal readers but we're having trouble finding time for it. Consequently we're going to switch to a once monthly publication schedule beginning in 2011. That'll give us more time for such things as gainful employment and home building. That, at least, is the plan. I'll let you know how successful it is. See you next time, Don Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Don on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/donguitar facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Crowder/1321324044 twitter: http://twitter.com/eldergeek blogger: http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/dondashguitar Lisa on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/81825549 blogger: http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/101326359135790262301 Section One by Don. Helping kids in India. http://www.careshare.org/ Don't try to clean the fan in your laptop. This cute vidio will give you an idea why you shouldn't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ Lots of trival info couched in numerous non-trivial ads. http://www.omg-facts.com/ David B. Bleak's war story is fascinating. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_B._Bleak New Zealand's Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra has some cool new videos on their website. http://ukulele.co.nz/ Parental discretion is advised for some of these cute ecards. http://www.someecards.com/ How much good can a few web clicks do? I don't know but they don't cost you anything. What could it hurt? http://www.ecologyfund.com/ecology/_ecology.html http://www.thehungersite.com/ A virtual visit to Peru. http://www.lifetimeperu.com/ I've seen and heard a lot of discussion about the paperless office. Here's an exploration of the topic. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paperless_office http://paperlessoffice.org/ http://www.asp101.com/articles/stanley/paperless/default.asp http://www.paperlessdream.com/ http://tinyurl.com/2b3xf2z [greenerbilling dot com] http://www.allbusiness.com/technology/925080-1.html http://web.simmons.edu/~chen/nit/NIT%2792/133-fon.htm http://www.brighthub.com/office/home/articles/91361.aspx End of Section One. This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, my wife, Lisa Miller, and //www.freelists.org Section Two by Lisa. Are you a history buff? Great portal site for more of what you crave. http://www.besthistorysites.net/ Who is using the Internet and how. http://bit.ly/bc1q7A Academic encyclopedia for kids. http://bit.ly/9BwVgW Into rock climbing? Better you than me. http://safeclimbing.org/ http://usaclimbing.net/home.cfm http://www.ifsc-climbing.org/ Are we smack in the middle of several revolutions? http://futureofless.blogspot.com/ Laptop reviews, news, buying guides, etc.. http://www.laptopmag.com/ Caring for, and about, wild birds. http://bit.ly/elNRfH Romain de Tirtoff, aka 'Erte', the father of Art Deco. http://www.erte.com/ Absolutely everything you need to know about water heaters. http://www.waterheaterrescue.com/ An encyclopedia of Comic Book artists. http://lambiek.net/artists/index.htm End of Section Two. At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 371. This issue's collection of online news, blogs, magazines, videos and/or other informational sites. These are chosen for maximum diversity regardless of 'spin' and in some cases may have offensive or questionable content. http://www.thesuperficial.com/ http://www.morbidanatomy.blogspot.com/ http://www.sexyouall.net/ http://www.soilassociation.org/ http://www.resurgence.org/ http://www.thebalancingact.com/index.php http://www.dlisted.com/ http://www.thesuperficial.com/ http://thissinglemomsurvives.blogspot.com/ http://anonymous8.com/ http://livinglukundane.blogspot.com/ http://patterns.endeca.com/content/library/en/home.html http://www.tasteofawesome.com/ http://www.dollarshort.org/dollarshort/ http://www.errant-ronin.com/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/digital_camera_club/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/digital_beginners/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/ishootdigital/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/lifepixel/ http://www.commondreams.org/ http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/ http://www.erraticimpact.com/ http://erraticwisdom.com/ http://eclecticlibrarian.net/blog/ http://eclecticmix.com/ http://kottke.org/ http://jamesict.com/ http://www.eclecticmethod.net/ http://rossching.com/ Section Three by Don. A good site for anyone wanting to learn Spanish. http://www.studyspanish.com/ Caregiver resources. http://www.humana.com/resources/healthy_living/caregiver/ My web-friend Maggie has a website where victims of violence can speak out. http://violenceunsilenced.com/ She has a blog where she talks about some of her challenges. http://okayfinedammit.com/ Lastly, she has a throw pillow with some profound words on it. These words are a formula for happiness. http://yfrog.com/b748q0j FLOSS (Free/Libre Open-Source Software) manuals and info. http://en.flossmanuals.net/ This isn't a game I'm interested in buying but the story is fascinating. http://www.antimonopoly.com/ 23,000 soldiers were killed, wounded or missing after twelve hours of savage combat on September 17, 1862. http://www.nps.gov/ancm/index.htm More to explore. http://www.nps.gov/index.htm The header reads like it's against Masonry but the site seems to actually be the opposite of that. http://www.masonicinfo.com/ The anti-cancer diet. http://www.askdrsears.com/html/4/t040300.asp More to explore. http://www.askdrsears.com/ Every day as I take my asthma medication, I wish I'd never started smoking (I quit 6 years ago, when Lisa came to Texas). http://www.notobacco.org/ End of Section Three. If you'd like to help promote this non-commercial publication, please forward this ezine to anyone you know who might appreciate it. To spare them the forwarding carets (>> these things) I suggest you copy/paste the ezine to a new email window, or save the ezine as a text file to be inserted, or copy/pasted to a new email. If you've received this publication as a forward and wish to subscribe you may easily do so from online forms in either of these two locations: http://www.don-guitar.com/subsmanager.html //www.freelists.org/list/donspatch Section Four by Lisa. Hacking Ikea. http://ikeahacker.blogspot.com/ See it clearly. http://www.2020site.org/ One of the most spectacular archealogical finds ever was the discovery of King Tutankamen's tomb in 1922. http://bit.ly/igFlfw http://www.touregypt.net/museum/tut.htm http://bit.ly/alv3O5 Upload a file and share the link, for up to a week. http://www.senduit.com/ A popular blogging platform. http://www.tumblr.com/ Pop culture news. http://www.mrpopculture.com/ Lest we forget... http://comptalk.fiu.edu/blacklist.htm Thousands of free books. http://www.classicreader.com/ Pre-talkies comedians. http://www.silentcomedians.com/ Top ten lists. http://www.toptenz.net/ End of Section Four. We welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. The form doesn't access your email client (it's a CGI form), so your privacy is assured. If you know of a website that would be a good candidate for this ezine, please pass it on via our online feedback form. http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Section Five by Don. Malwarebytes is one of the best anti-malware apps I've ever used and majorgeeks is an excellent, trustworthy place to get all sorts of applications. Fun to explore too. http://majorgeeks.com/download.php?det=5756 Written a book? Need a publisher? Try doing it yourself! http://www.blurb.com/ Beautiful photos, tutorials and more. http://www.errantpixels.com/ Interesting reading. http://www.scribd.com/doc/27594458/Errant-Sovereign-Handbook A couple of good home school resources. http://eho.org/ http://www.eclectichomeschool.org/ Help for students of any age http://www.webmath.com/ http://www.helpwithfractions.com/ http://www.algebrahelp.com/ http://www.math.com/ Help with: Cooking. http://www.helpwithcooking.com/ DIY. http://www.helpwithdiy.com/ Gardening. http://www.helpwithgardening.com/ Prescriptions. http://www.ssa.gov/prescriptionhelp/ Banking. http://www.helpwithmybank.gov/ Rent. http://www.rentassistance.us/ End of Section Five. 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Twin community and info. http://www.twinstuff.com/ Gritty, realistic art of the early 20th century, The Ashcan School. http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/a/ashcan.html Looking for a great idea? http://www.ideafinder.com/home.htm Search 4 major encyclopedias, free. http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/ Practical advice from experts. http://www.sideroad.com/ Some simple ways to improve your eyesight. http://bit.ly/fVwZ Texas Dance Halls are an American Tradition. http://www.texasdancehall.org/ http://dancehallsanddreamers.com/ http://www.honkytonktx.com/dancehalls/ Technews, sorted for easier search. http://www.techmeme.com/ Why nerds are unpopular, and a followup article. http://www.paulgraham.com/nerds.html http://www.paulgraham.com/renerds.html Ideas for green living. http://www.jetsongreen.com/ End of Section Six. The Linux Corner. What's new with Linux? http://distrowatch.com/ http://www.linuxjournal.com/news http://www.linux-mag.com/ http://www.linuxtoday.com/ http://www.linuxquestions.org/ http://www.linuxhq.com/ http://www.linuxjournal.com/ http://lwn.net/ http://oreilly.com/linux/ http://www.linuxsecurity.com/ What is Debian? This is a good video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNzXSHBwHek A Little Humor. Billy Bob always wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. To test Billy Bob's ability to be a signalman, the railroad inspector met him at the signal box. The inspector asked, 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?' Billy Bob replied, 'I would switch the points for one of the trains.' 'What if the lever broke?' asked the inspector. 'Then I'd dash down out of the signal box,' said Billy Bob, 'and I'd use the manual lever over there.' 'What if that had been struck by lightning?' 'Then,' Billy Bob continued, 'I'd run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box.' 'What if the phone was engaged?' 'Well in that case,' persevered Billy Bob, 'I'd rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there.' 'What if that was vandalized?' 'Oh, well then I'd run into the village and get my uncle.' This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, 'Why would you do that?' Billy Bob answered, 'Because he's never seen a train crash.' --- Heavenly Entrance Exam-Forrest Gump Style The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper Saint Peter says, 'Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance exam for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven.' Forrest responds, 'It shore is good to be here, Saint Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams. I sure hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was. Saint Peter replies, 'Yes, I know Forrest. But, the test I have has only three questions, and here they are: First, what days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Second, how many seconds are there in a year? Third, what is God's first name?' Forrest goes away to think the questions over, and returns the next day. Saint Peter then asks, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.' Forrest says, 'Well, the first one, how many days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one's easy; that'd be Today and Tomorrow. The saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaims, 'Forrest! That's not what I was thinking, but... you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I give you credit for that answer.' 'How about the next one?' says Saint Peter, 'How many seconds in a year?' 'Now that one's harder,' says Forrest. 'But, I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.' Astounded, Saint Peter says, 'Twelve! Twelve! Forrest, how could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?' Forrest says, 'Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second.......' 'Hold it,' interrupts Saint Peter. 'I see where you're going with it. And I guess I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind. I'll give you credit for that one too.' 'Let's go on with the next and final question.' says Saint Peter, 'Can you tell me God's first name?' Forrest says, 'Well, sure, I know God's first name. Everybody knows it. It's Howard.' 'Howard?!' asks Saint Peter. 'What makes you think it's Howard?!' Forrest answers, 'It's in the prayer.' 'The prayer?' asks Saint Peter, 'Which prayer?' 'You know, The Lord's Prayer,' responds Forrest: 'Our Father, which art in Heaven, Howard be thy name'. Tips for This Issue. Mac tips and info. http://www.thinkmac.net/ Fingertips: geek. http://31bit.com/ AntiOnline is a massive forum site. http://www.antionline.com/ Help with PC's. http://www.helpwithpcs.com/ Contributions From Our Readers. Links from readers are always welcome and you can even write your own link descriptions if you like (just tell me when you send them if that's what you intended). Guidelines are available here: http://www.don-guitar.com/descriptivetext.html From our web-sibling Patrick Barden. ( http://romanroadwalker.posterous.com/ ) For decades, readers have used the Page 99 Test to judge the writing of a book before buying it. That's the idea here... but with a twist. http://www.page99test.com/ From our web-sibling Jo-Ann (Jo) Burton: ( Jo's site: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sharinglinks2/ ) Design and culture. http://frikoo.com/ TV show endings, reunions and revivals. http://tvseriesfinale.com/ International photography awards. http://www.photoawards.com/en/ A good humor blog. http://www.saynotocrack.com/ The website for the global pig industry. http://www.thepigsite.com/ Open Office tips. http://www.openofficetips.com/ Miss C is the mind behind several popular blogs. http://misscellania.blogspot.com/ http://www.misscellania.com/ http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/ http://www.mentalfloss.com/ http://www.neatorama.com/ Much to learn and explore. http://educatedearth.net/ The impossible quiz. http://www.impossible-quiz.com/ (me and my pal google got 19 out of 20 correct) dezeen is a design magazine. http://www.dezeen.com/ A sort of blog index. http://www.blogcatalog.com/ An eclectic humor site. http://philcoiinetnetau.blogspot.com/ A random collection of interesting tidbits. http://www.futilitycloset.com/ National Hugging Day is less than a month away. http://www.nationalhuggingday.com/ Sometimes a hug is all we need. http://www.freehugscampaign.org/ You add it. http://uaddit.com/ Wardogs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_in_warfare http://www.uswardogs.org/ http://www.vet.utk.edu/wardog/ http://www.war-dogs.com/ http://www.qmfound.com/War_Dogs.htm Our web-sibling Norm Koeckritz enjoyed these photos of gas stations from the 1920's (me too Norm). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES6sPK-woTM From our 'other brother' Bill (Beeyil) Lanoue. ( Bill's blog http://ncvietvet.blogspot.com/ ) Bill has become a big Linux fan, though he and his wife Terri also own and use Windows machines. He recently switched his laptop from PCLinuxOS, which wasn't all he hoped it would be, to Ubuntu and has written a couple of times to tell my how much he likes it. http://www.ubuntu.com/ Editor's note: Lisa and I just installed Mepis on an old laptop for one of our neighbors. He's giving the machine to his grandkids so we filled it with games and educational apps. He was very pleased with it. http://www.mepis.org/ From our web-sibling John Lepse. ( John's blog: http://hucknjim.blogspot.com/ ) John loved the images in this Boston Globe article. http://tinyurl.com/3xvg5xu (me too John). Yeah, it's a commercial but a cool one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB3NPNM4xgo This, on the other hand, isn't a commercial. Very cool! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE John said he's been using Winstep Nexus for several days now and really likes it. http://www.winstep.net/nexus.asp From our web-sibling Marla, aka Not A. Shroom. ( http://www.google.com/profiles/notashroom#about ) A safety video about cats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYM-B9jAflM From our web-sibling Irving Stein; Lyics and video on youtube. http://www.lyricstube.net/ Thank you Patrick, Jo, Norm, Bill, John, Marla and Irv. Last word, from Lisa: Don's had lots of work this week, so with that, my work (which is a bit thin in the winter) and house plans, it's been a wild week. I've become a Craigslist junkie, and that's been a lot of fun. Now I check it right after I check my email in the morning. We've gotten some great bargains and once our efficiency apartment is done, I've got just about all we need to outfit it. Here's the list of what we've gotten from Freecycle http://www.freecycle.org/ , Craigslist and some friends and neighbors. Listed first is the item, then our price, then the price of a comparable item purchased new. Keep in mind, most of the items *aren't* new, just new to us and in most cases require the expertise of the residing Mr. Fixit (with shopping talent and extra hands provided by Mrs. Fixit). Materials for apt. Scrounge New Shower stall...............100....800 repl. towel rod.........16 Toilet.......................0....150 Bath vanity.................50....150 Vanity hdw...................5.....65 Medicine cabinet.............0.....50 Stove.......................60....400 Water heater................20....300 *fibergl.kit...............18 5 cu.ft. freezer...........100....150 GE 18 cu.ft. fridge........100....500 Space heater.................0....100 Kitchen sink................10....125 Range hood..................05.....50 Ceiling fans-2-1w/lites......0.....75 6 1-light fixtures..........20....150 Daybed w/trundle-mattresses..0....400 (loaner-purchase later) r13 insulation 3 rolls.......1.....55 200 2x4s (used).............75....400 lots of free wood-short lengths 580...3920 * water heater had heavy rusting from sitting on wet soil. Treated with Ospho http://bit.ly/hYInES and then bottom pan was reinforced with Bondo fiberglass patch kit. http://amzn.to/feworE Apparently there's no rest for the wicked. 'Til next time, y'all, Lisa Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/81825549 blogger: http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/101326359135790262301 Don on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/donguitar facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Crowder/1321324044 twitter: http://twitter.com/eldergeek blogger: http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/dondashguitar Don Crowder and Lisa Miller Wednesday, December 1, 2010 12:22 AM CST - Buchanan Lake Village, Texas, USA Served by the U.S. Post Office in Tow (rhymes-with-cow), Texas Privacy: We will never share, sell, or otherwise compromise your email address. 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