#137 March 15, 2010 from http://www.don-guitar.com Online version: http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ First word, from Don: Lisa and I have decided that, before you go any further, you should check out this cool link: http://www.internetforpeace.org/manifesto.cfm --- We had our home inspected, as a necessary requisite to getting an appraisal. I guess you'd have to say our home failed the inspection. The pier-and-beam foundations are failing/settling because the ground won't drain properly and it's been a very wet year so far. Even if we jacked up the house to shim/reset the piers, sooner or later we're going to have another very wet spell and the problem will just start all over. The inspector literally suggested we tear it down and start over, landscaping the property for proper drainage before building a new house or bringing in a manufactured home. Now we're not sure what we'll do but our most probable alternative will be to purchase another home and we've been driving around the village looking for 'For Sale' signs. We couldn't have chosen a better time to purchase another home; the real estate market is 'in the toilet' right now so prices are good. Of course that also means our prospects for selling this place aren't at all good but that's what my sister wants and she owns half of it. If nothing else, it will end our long-standing argument over selling the place. --- There hasn't been much activity on our email list over the last couple of weeks but Sandy did mention she's discovered that some of her ancestors fought on the American side in the Revolutionary war. I've another friend whose ancestors were Hessian mercenaries who fought on the British side in that war. Does that make me a balanced personality? :) I'm fairly certain that none of my Scottish, Irish, German or Cherokee ancestors fought in that particular war but my paternal grandfather fought in WWI and my dad fought in WWII and Korea. Me, I somehow missed being sent to Viet Nam and spent most of my enlistment in Germany where I didn't do any fighting at all, thank goodness. At the time we American soldiers referred to aerosol under-arm deodorant as a 'German shower' and the German troops, with whom I occasionally hung out in the Gasthaus (essentially a local walk-in restaurant that also sold beer) in Fischbach, called their aerosol spray deodorant an 'American shower'. We occasionally argued over who was buying the next round of beer but it was the sort of argument where the winner buys. So here it is some 40 years later and while I no longer drink alcohol or smoke tobacco (or anything else for that matter), I'm still hanging out in smoky beer joints (playing my guitar). I suppose I should ponder on what that says about me but I'm not prepared to worry about it now. See you next time. Don P.S. Don't forget to let me know if you want to join our email list. Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Don on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/donguitar facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Crowder/1321324044 twitter: http://twitter.com/eldergeek blogger: http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/dondashguitar Lisa on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/81825549 facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Miller/100000537499890 blogger: http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/101326359135790262301 Section One by Don. Online Mario games. http://www.free-mario-games.net/ Fun English learning sites. http://www.englishbanana.com/ http://english-zone.com/index.php Probably far more than you wanted to know about cats. http://www.catfactfiles.com/ For aspiring writers. http://costory.com/index.php?title=Main_Page http://www.protagonize.com/ http://www.novlet.com/ http://storymash.com/ An ostensibly secure email solution. http://www.zoobuh.com/ Having heard some horror stories about Tomagotchi (electronic) pets I think virtual electronic pets might be safer. http://www.webkinz.com/us_en/ A few interesting videos. http://www.youtube.com/user/agreggofsociety http://www.youtube.com/user/AnnieLennoxVEVO http://www.youtube.com/user/banjofolk http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Humor/BestCardTrick.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPFvrFSQ3Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbs-gBEgIrs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwY3sjqYX0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfSMVPJg35A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lEpANGzaqc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfhrTG0OJ64 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrmdgfsEkCw Historical Society of... Montana. http://www.his.state.mt.us/ Massachusetts. http://www.masshist.org/index.php New Hampshire. http://www.nhhistory.org/ Organ. http://www.organsociety.org/ Oklahoma. http://www.okhistory.org/ Kansas. http://www.kshs.org/index.htm Brooklyn. http://www.brooklynhistory.org Virginia. http://www.vahistorical.org/ Delaware. http://www.hsd.org/ Aspen. http://aspenhistorysociety.com/ End of Section One. This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, my wife, Lisa Miller, and //www.freelists.org Section Two by Lisa Artist, storyteller and historian of sorts Jonathon Harris. His medium is the Internet, and he has a lot to show for his work. http://www.number27.org/ Top ten most fascinating urinals. http://www.urinal.net/topfive.html# Computer Professionals For Social Responsibility. http://cpsr.org/ In answer to the question 'WWJBD?' (What would James Bond do?). He'd live like this. http://bit.ly/bH55XS Marfa, Texas has a rich, interesting history, and the Marfa Lights are still an unexplained phenomenon. http://www.juddfoundation.org/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfa,_Texas http://bit.ly/aifEMp Hands falling asleep, numb or burning? http://bit.ly/bO6xik Before you go see a doctor try a little test. Wear wrist braces like these while you sleep. http://bit.ly/9PTvWW Critical analysis of pop phenomena. http://skeptoid.com/ Portion sizes, then vs. now. http://bit.ly/17U0Ag A beautiful photoblog from Graham Jeffery. http://bit.ly/doLkVG A site by Leo Babauta of Zen Habits. The name explains it. http://mnmlist.com/ How to Butcher; Beef. http://bit.ly/2CK0hc Chicken (fast) http://bit.ly/bFW0Yu Chicken. http://butcherachicken.blogspot.com/ Pork. http://bit.ly/dz933a Deer. http://bit.ly/9VB4cY Rabbit. http://bit.ly/biWcpc Lamb. http://bit.ly/caEnWc Squirrel. http://bit.ly/bV7uO3 Examine shortened URLs before visiting them. http://longurl.org/ Charlotte M. Mason (1842-19230 was a pioneer in education and her methods have been adapted for modern homeschoolers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Mason http://www.amblesideonline.org/ Vivid Light Photography magazine. http://www.vividlight.com/ Solar Electric Light Fund, power for all. http://www.self.org/ Resources for educators. http://www.brainpop.com/ It's time to think about the Internet instead of just letting it happen. http://bit.ly/9hSXYu My favorite midday vacation, the work of Katinka Matson. http://www.katinkamatson.com/ There are some health concerns about the radioactivity from cell phones. Here are lists of legacy and currently available phones, smart phones and PDAs. http://bit.ly/2jGu5S A community of photographers. http://photo.net/ End of Section Two. At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 378. This issue's collection of online news, blogs, magazines, videos and/or other informational sites. These are chosen for maximum diversity regardless of 'spin' and in some cases may have offensive or questionable content. http://www.flickr.com/groups/doneonline/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/cgart/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/wof/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/335572@N25/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/cdp/ http://www.economist.com/ http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/ http://www.fool.com/ http://www.creditslips.org/ http://seekingalpha.com/ http://www.independent.org/ http://webworkerdaily.com/ http://thinkprogress.org/ http://www.commondreams.org/ http://hotgoogletrends.blogspot.com/ http://www.digitaljournal.com/ http://www.syracuse.com/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ http://www.sitepoint.com/ http://www.unitextbooks.net/ http://www.fmylife.com/ Section Three by Don. A fairly technical electronics DIY blog. http://sodoityourself.com/ Where bad poems go. http://poegatory.wordpress.com/ A lot of stuff that doesn't cost anything. http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/58093 Typing international accent marks and diacritics in Windows. http://www.starr.net/is/type/kbh.html Tweet your Buzz (but be careful, if twitter is already linked to your buzz you'll set up an infinite feedback loop). http://www.buzzcantweet.com/ Food network humor. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/ An awesome learning platform. http://www.edmodo.com/ Peter Ustinov was a wonderful, talented, funny man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYe3_bRxJWA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi_OBjfBXsU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kVp3-_8iA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW8Ol7mG6w0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC0Vte9n1dA Assorted halls of fame. Van Heusenn's Pro Football. http://www.fanschoice.com/ Environmental. http://www.environmentalfame.com/ College football. http://www.footballfoundation.org/ Women in poker. http://www.womenspokerhalloffame.com/ Energizer. http://www.energizerkeepgoinghalloffame.com/ Oregon Music. http://www.omhof.org/ Michigan motor sports. http://www.mmshof.org/ Hall of Fame Foundation. http://www.halloffamefoundation.org/ Vintners. http://www.ciaprochef.com/winestudies/vintners.htmlMinnesota Science and Technology. http://www.msthalloffame.org/ End of Section Three. If you'd like to help promote this non-commercial publication, please forward this ezine to anyone you know who might appreciate it. To spare them the forwarding carets (>> these things) I suggest you copy/paste the ezine to a new email window, or save the ezine as a text file to be inserted, or copy/pasted to a new email. If you've received this publication as a forward and wish to subscribe you may easily do so from online forms in either of these two locations: http://www.don-guitar.com/subsmanager.html //www.freelists.org/list/donspatch Section Four by Lisa. Junk food for news addicts. http://feedjunkie.com/ This is kind of...unusual. http://myouterspace.com/ Some nice low-light house plants. http://bit.ly/bHWKc5 Keep in mind, though, that some house plants are toxic to pets. http://bit.ly/5gHKGt http://bit.ly/Qo3z6 I had a good time exploring Ran Prieur's site. http://ranprieur.com/index.html A town called Google? It can happen. http://bit.ly/aUPFVF I need this. http://bit.ly/VWtz Idle Theory sounds plausible, but reading this made me nervous; I had to go mop my kitchen floor. http://idletheory.info/ Although it's a bit on the paranoid side, this site has some valid info. http://www.antiphishing.org/ Create presentations, store them online and access them from anywhere. http://280slides.com/ Bobby Breen, boy soprano from the 1930's. http://bit.ly/d45cWv http://bit.ly/azL3Qf http://bit.ly/cK1iQo Toys from trash. http://www.arvindguptatoys.com/toys.html Good Christmas lights can be sublime, bad ones are...not. http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/ Liam's pictures from old books. http://www.fromoldbooks.org/ How to clean up photos and scans. http://bit.ly/9BLtQS You can request a prayer from these sources. http://www.ourprayer.org/ http://www.upperroom.org/Prayer_Center/ http://www.westernwallprayers.org/ http://archstl.org/prayer/request-a-prayer http://www.crosswalk.com/prayer/ http://goo.gl/KkMs http://goo.gl/oH47 http://pray.navigators.org/ask/ Epic kludges and jury-rigs. http://thereifixedit.com/ Images from The History of Medicine. http://bit.ly/FGD6i A lovely Easter breakfast, Cadbury Cream Eggs Benedict. http://bit.ly/cgZ67v It's great fun to note that the marketing strategies of The Grateful Dead are not only respected, but are being studied by corporations that want to succeed. http://bit.ly/puU50 Fraternal organizations. Shriners. http://www.shrinershq.org/ Lions. http://www.lionsclubs.org/EN/index.php Moose. http://www.mooseintl.org/public/default.asp Elks. http://www.elks.org/ Freemasons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry Police. http://bit.ly/2NTfJf Orioles. http://fraternalorderorioles.homestead.com/ Eagles. http://www.foe.com/ Knights of Pythias. http://www.pythias.org/ Knights of Columbus. http://www.kofc.org/eb/en//index.html America's story from the Library of Congress. http://www.americaslibrary.gov/ End of Section Four. We welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. The form doesn't access your email client (it's a CGI form), so your privacy is assured. If you know of a website that would be a good candidate for this ezine, please pass it on via our online feedback form. http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Section Five by Don. There are all sorts of free dictionaries online but I'm partial to this one. http://freedictionary.org/ NPR's Morning Edition is a superlative program. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=3 Some folks love Evelyn Evelyn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_Evelyn http://www.evelynevelyn.com/music.html Who remembers Charlie Chan? http://www.charliechan.net/mainmenu.html Root kits, trojans, adware, spyware, yada, yada; seems like every day there's more stuff out to get you and your computer and sometimes you get whacked no matter what sort of security you have and the really evil stuff blocks all your security apps so nothing you do can get rid of it... Unless you go after it without turning on Windows and that requires using a live CD. http://tinyurl.com/y9bfkmj [bitdefender dot com] http://tinyurl.com/53c9ne [softpedia dot com] http://tinyurl.com/ccf6l4 [free-av dot com] http://trinityhome.org/Home/index.php?wpid=1&front_id=12 http://tinyurl.com/49l4be [softpedia dot com] http://www.brothersoft.com/dr.web-livecd-221057.html Here's a fairly useful Windows app. http://wde.codeplex.com/ This great article comes with an ad up-front but it's worth waiting for the ad to play to read it. http://tinyurl.com/ykjexpp [washingtonpost dot com] and if you want a fast, easy way to use this secure technique for online monetary/shopping activity here's a small, super fast live Linux CD with Firefox. http://www.slitaz.org/en/ (I highly recommend the 'cooking' version) I've got a large box full of college textbooks that were given to me by a friend. First I'll check with these folks to see if they'll make me an offer on them. http://www.ecampus.com/sell-textbooks.asp If I don't like the deal, I'll sell them on Amazon If you have an account to buy stuff on Amazon you can also sell stuff on Amazon. Log in, scroll down to and click on 'Sell on Amazon'. Here's the first in a set of ten funny videos from the BBC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBJed1tUUg (if you haven't the patience for all ten, just skip to number nine, it was our favorite) A pair of cool Rabbis. http://www.ourjewishcommunity.org/category/baums-blog/ http://bethadam.org/podcasts/pod_directory.htm Vandana Shiva is one very smart lady. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqtkb-dNA3c http://navdanya.org/ A few assorted things of the day. recipes. http://tinyurl.com/8b3crj [foodandwine dot com] Lie. http://www.davesweboflies.com/ Tech word. http://www.webopedia.com/totd.asp Library link. http://www.tk421.net/librarylink/ Word (New York Times). http://learning.blogs.nytimes.com/category/word-of-the-day/ Stars and Stripes photo. http://www.stripes.com/webpages.asp?id=32 Sudoku. http://www.sudokuoftheday.com/ Song (NPR). http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4703895 Website. http://www.thefwa.com/ End of Section Five. Archives for this ezine are available online here: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ The current issue is also available on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html RSS feed is available via this link. //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/feed.rss Section Six by Lisa. Paint the Mona Lisa with MSPaint. http://bit.ly/IEt0j Most popular snacks. It's Bugles for me! http://www.taquitos.net/mostPopular/ The Dead Sea Scrolls. http://bit.ly/QsYBg 200 most popular comics. http://bit.ly/xZJQU Beautiful, persuasive WWII posters. http://bit.ly/9EfLPH Docs and photos from the flu epidemic of 1918. http://bit.ly/thred What's 4chan? Now I know, sort of. http://bit.ly/oGOAw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan Examples of the Droste effect. http://bit.ly/70jqNE I just love DIY http://bit.ly/6zSxDL. http://nyti.ms/l7faV http://bit.ly/bo3wxJ How to identify a tree. http://bit.ly/c2FjZ1 http://bit.ly/aWoR0r http://bit.ly/aBAVny What you need to know about credit cards. http://goo.gl/YZ5u A woodworking community. http://lumberjocks.com/ I found this GREAT DIY blog http://knockoffwood.blogspot.com/ after reading this in Techdirt http://bit.ly/9Ch54L Here's hoping WS is feeling the love... Eric A. Hegg, photographer of the Gold Rush. http://bit.ly/bmvSkS Regator makes it easy to search the blogosphere for the topics that interest you. http://regator.com/ Antique, classic and collectible vehicles. http://www.specialinterest.com/ This cheesy moment dedicated to my friend Allan. http://bit.ly/rAZI The hot new ingredient, Black Garlic, has many admirers. You can make it at home, but set aside some time and a slow oven. http://bit.ly/5Kbgfm A new Open Source Sculpting Software. http://goo.gl/tuhn Lovely Indian food with two lovely ladies. http://showmethecurry.com/ 200 years of drawings from the National Archives. http://goo.gl/7jVH End of Section Six. The Linux Corner. A geeky programmers blog. http://cornerofseven.com/blog/ A nice collection of Linux info. http://www.linuxera.com/ A lengthy, detailed TCP/IP tutorial. http://tinyurl.com/yh4s5za [redbooks dot ibm dot com] Much more where that came from. http://www.redbooks.ibm.com/ The concept is cool but I'm not smart enough to figure out how to use it. http://www.tinycorelinux.com/ Linux on a floppy disk (with attitude). http://www.toms.net/rb/tomsrtbt.FAQ Terrific site for Linux news. http://www.tuxmachines.org/ Heavy-duty MS dissing. http://en.windows7sins.org/ A Little Humor. A secretary who had gotten a PC for word processing had periodic failures. The disks would work for days, but after a couple of weeks would fail. They would be recovered by IBM (to an extent) but after a couple of weeks the cycle would repeat. At one point a service tech came out to the site to repair it, suspecting damage in transit. He recovered what he could, cleaned and aligned the drive (for the 400th time) and gave it a clean bill of health and the secretary in question put the disk in the envelope, stuck it to her wall with her magnet. Of course this sounds stupid to us, but how many secretaries are familiar with mass storage techniques? A friend of mine fixed his mother's TV by connecting the antenna. After explaining the problem, she asked: "How far away is the TV station?" "From here? About 20 miles." "You mean that picture can travel 20 miles to get to the antenna, but it can't go another 3 inches to get to the TV?" How do you explain that (in less than four years)? --- The instructor gave the class step-by-step instructions on how to write a short program that would let them enter two numbers and the computer would return the sum of the two numbers. When each student had all their program steps keyed in, he told the class to type RUN and enter. A lady in the back of the class said, 'It didn't work'. The instructor once again told her to simply type RUN and enter. It still didn't work. So the instructor walked back to see what the problem was. She had typed 'are you in'. --- http://www.aaaugh.com/jokes/problem_report_form.html Tips for This Issue. An article on strong passwords by Paul Short. http://tinyurl.com/yzq9yz4 [paulshort dot com] How your hard drive works. http://tinyurl.com/yfzarly [pcworld dot com] Denny Lin's Mac tips. http://tinyurl.com/yjehqmg [faculty dot lasierra dot edu] Bob Cerelli's Windows tips. http://www.onecomputerguy.com/tips.htm Avery J. Parker is a techie. This is his blog. http://www.averyjparker.com/ A monster information resource. http://www.learnthenet.com/english/index.html Contributions From Our Readers. Links from readers are always welcome and you can even write your own link descriptions if you like (just tell me when you send them if that's what you intended). Guidelines are available here: http://www.don-guitar.com/descriptivetext.html From our web-sibling Jo-Ann (Jo) Burton: ( Jo's site: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sharinglinks2/ ) What happened on your birthday? http://www.dayofbirth.co.uk/ A strange tongue-in-cheek sort of site. http://www.buffalobeast.com/ A list of top-10 lists. http://listverse.com/ A young man who's overly fond of bacon. http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/ Powerful images from Reuters. http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/slideshow#a=1 Alexander Trevi's blog. http://pruned.blogspot.com/ News with strange spin. http://www.theonion.com/ A high-end online travel rag. http://www.luxurytravelmagazine.com/ Yet another video site. http://www.videosift.com/ Eyewitness to history. http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/ Bruce Goldfarb's blog. http://brucegoldfarb.com/ Whatever. http://www.just-whatever.com/ Valiantly fighting boredom. http://bored-night.com/ When I was a young teenager these two magazines were competitors for attention of young, curious minds. http://www.cracked.com/ http://www.dccomics.com/mad/ Web-sibling Jerry Fox sent this link to Pat Metheny's amazing Orchestrion. http://www.patmetheny.com/orchestrioninfo/ From our 'other brother' Bill (Beeyil) Lanoue. ( Bill's blog http://ncvietvet.blogspot.com/ ) Explore the world with earthTV. http://www.earthtv.com/en A prophetic 1978 article on 'The Age of Miracle Chips' from Time/CNN. http://tinyurl.com/ycvqhe4 Much more to explore from Time/CNN. http://tinyurl.com/yaq7t28 From our web-sibling John Lepse ( John's blog: http://hucknjim.blogspot.com/ ) a funny, tongue-in-cheek look at the end of print media (from The Onion). http://tinyurl.com/ycxmagx Our friend Cranz Nichols posted this link to our Linux User Group email list. This law suit has far reaching electronic implications. http://www.sfreporter.com/stories/iphoned_home/5285/ Thank you Jo, Jerry, Bill, John and Cranz. Last word, from Lisa: Some of our adventures are of dubious value and don't really deserve the name. Sometimes when we go through a tough time, we call it an 'adventure' and let it go at that. Such is the case right now. I lost my dog, she died of...old age, basically. Fortunately we had been somewhat prepared when last year the vet reminded us on more than one occasion that she had passed the 'old' mark and was approaching 'ancient' for her size and type. Nevertheless, most of you know how it is to lose an old and beloved dog. Years ago I became enchanted with vector drawing and did a series of little portraits of CeeCee as a puppy and put them together as a collage. It's on our website, here; http://www.don-guitar.com/puppy.html It's sitting on my desktop now, reminding me of the best parts of her. She was pretty, attentive, obedient and good-natured, in fact the only really good dog I ever had. Now it will be interesting to see how long it takes to stop hearing her in the next room, vaccuuming the floor. Editor's note: CeeCee was constantly checking the kitchen floor for crumbs and we could hear her snuffling. We referred to this behavior as 'vaccuuming'. 'Til next time, Lisa Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/81825549 facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Miller/100000537499890 blogger: http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/101326359135790262301 Don on... myspace: http://www.myspace.com/donguitar facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Crowder/1321324044 twitter: http://twitter.com/eldergeek blogger: http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ google buzz. http://www.google.com/profiles/dondashguitar Don Crowder and Lisa Miller Monday, March 15, 2010 1:10 AM CST - Buchanan Lake Village, Texas, USA Served by the U.S. Post Office in Tow (rhymes-with-cow), Texas Privacy: We will never share, sell, or otherwise compromise your email address. 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