#129 November 15, 2009 from http://www.don-guitar.com Online version: http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ First word, from Don: With Google Voice giving us incredibly affordable long distance telephone service (free in the US and Canada and very inexpensive throughout most of the world) we're looking forward to making holiday phone calls this year. If you'd like to receive a holiday phone call from us, please send us an email and include your telephone number. We'll get back with you to set up an appointment for the call. Lisa and I seem to have established what I've heard called a 'Brush Fire' lifestyle. It wasn't deliberate, it just sort of crept up on us but it seems to suit us. There are times when it's stressful but mostly we have a lot of fun. I remember a little poem I heard once. When in trouble or in doubt run in circles scream and shout. I still smile when I remember this because it's not so far off the mark. Sometimes we do run in circles, screaming and shouting, but in the end we get with the program and solve the problem. Life is good, love is wonderful and, so far, the challenging moments haven't been so bad. Bring it on. Don Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blog. http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ Section One by Don. A young Jewish fellow from San Francisco (CA) asked, on Aardvark, where he could meet a nice Jewish girl. I replied: On the incredibly small chance that you aren't kidding, here are a few Jewish singles sites. http://www.jpeoplemeet.com/ http://www.jdate.com/ http://www.jewishmingle.com/ http://www.jsingles.com/ http://www.jewishcafe.com/index.jsp http://jewishamericansingles.com/ http://jsoulmate.com/ http://nicejewish.com/ http://www.singlejew.com/ http://www.yjew.com/ http://www.frumster.com/ http://www.worldofsingles.com/ http://www.jewishmatch.com/ http://www.jswsn.org/ http://www.jewishandsingle.com/ http://www.spiritjewishsingles.com/ If you have no luck with these, try this annual Jewish singles party. http://sanfrancisco.letmypeoplego.com/jewish-singles.html If that's a bust, do some volunteer work for the Jewish Community Relations Council of San Francisco; there's bound to be some single Jewish women there. Incidentally I love the nickname they've given themselves. Nobody does Jewish humor better than Jews. http://oybay.wordpress.com/ I get a nifty little magazine named 'Remedy' every so often which is chock full of useful health information. It's full of advertising but that's offset by the fact that it doesn't cost anything. Check it out here: http://www.remedylife.com Here are a few links I gleaned from the most recent issue. http://www.johnshopkinshealthalerts.com/white_papers/ http://www.johshopkinshealthalerts.com/ http://www.healthcommunities.com/ http://www.knowmybones.com/ http://www.fda.gov/Safety/MedWatch/default.htm https://www.acurian.com/ http://iknowdiabetes.org/ http://diabetestencitychallenge.com/ http://www.cardiologychannel.com/ http://www.wellnessletter.com/ End of Section One. This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, my wife, Lisa Miller, and //www.freelists.org Section Two by Lisa The holidays are coming, do you have enough chocolate truffles? http://snipurl.com/t8863 [www_foodnetwork_com] Here's a dairy-free version, yum! http://snipurl.com/t8884 [www_vegetariantimes_com] The best virtual pets I've seen, really cute! http://snipurl.com/t872m [www_foopets_com] Design is a part of everything. The before and after pics are amazing. http://www.designspongeonline.com/ We're still awaiting our invitations to Google Wave. In the meantime, I'm studying up with this 'Google Wave: A Complete Guide'. http://mashable.com/2009/05/28/google-wave-guide/ I like Martha; I also like Not Martha. http://www.notmartha.org/ This commercial site has lots of cool vintage and antique eyeglasses. http://www.allynscura.com/index.htm Kevin Kelly's beautiful photography of Asia. http://www.asiagrace.com/mtset.php?s=1 This is one of those eclectic blogs, meaning I don't know quite what it's about and it's cool. http://theinvisibleagent.wordpress.com/ Knit or crochet your little heart out. https://www.ravelry.com/account/login Odd, unusual and occasionally inappropriate gift ideas. http://www.mcphee.com/shop/ Add some extra fun to food. http://www.chow.com/ 30 days to a more accessible website. http://diveintoaccessibility.org/ End of Section Two. At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 374. This issue's collection of online news, blogs, magazines, videos and/or other informational sites. These are chosen for maximum diversity regardless of 'spin' and in some cases may have offensive or questionable content. http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/ http://notyouraveragesinglemomma.com/ http://purpleslinky.com/ http://gwendabond.typepad.com/bondgirl/read-stuff-free.html http://www.ojr.org/ http://www.racialicious.com/ http://imnotbenny.blogspot.com/ http://www.wanttoknow.info/ http://www.commonsensemedia.org/ http://www.blogs.com/ http://www.nature.com/ http://www.harpers.org/index/ http://www.learningwithoutfrontiers.com/ http://ejournal.uvka.de/spatialconcepts/ http://www.self-archiving.me/ http://web.fumsi.com/go/article/share/4219 http://www.roughtype.com/ http://rsscloud.org/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/geology/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/rockart/ Section Three by Don. A few religious thoughts. http://www.religiousworlds.com/ http://www.faithnet.org/ http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/ http://www.spiritualforums.com/vb/ A lyrics search engine. http://findmeatune.com/ Flu trends. http://www.google.org/flutrends/ I hated the ads but the the concept is interesting. http://www.famouswhy.com/ A few guitar related goodies. http://www.betterguitar.com/ http://www.buildyourguitar.com/index.html http://www.learnclassicalguitar.com/ A goodie for Mac users. http://paintbrush.en.softonic.com/mac Sean Morey... http://www.seanmorey.com/ ... who became famous on the web in the mid 90's for The Man Song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg (which is often incorrectly credited to Rodney Carrington) ...also wrote a cute little tune called the ADD Song. http://www.seanmorey.com/01_THE_ADD_SONG.mp3 When it comes to stopping burglers, I want this lady on my team. http://snipurl.com/t86t8 [www_cbsnews_com] Video how-to's. http://www.videojug.com/ Geeky fun. http://www.nerdtests.com/ Teaching American history. http://teachingamericanhistory.org/ I"m not sure what this is... http://www.elsewares.com/commerce/index.php ...but it reminds me of etsy. http://www.etsy.com/ Roofing for fun and groceries? http://www.greenroof.se/?pid=1 A nice pack (group?) of gardeners. http://www.islingtongardeners.org.uk/new/ End of Section Three. If you'd like to help promote this non-commercial publication, please forward this ezine to anyone you know who might appreciate it. To spare them the forwarding carets (>> these things) I suggest you copy/paste the ezine to a new email window, or save the ezine as a text file to be inserted, or copy/pasted to a new email. If you've received this publication as a forward and wish to subscribe you may easily do so from online forms in either of these two locations: http://www.don-guitar.com/subsmanager.html //www.freelists.org/list/donspatch Section Four by Lisa. Have you heard about the Hidden Children? http://www.adl.org/hidden/default.asp Cooking is a manly art. http://snipurl.com/t88h0 [www_adl_org] http://kitchencomplicated.blogspot.com/ Ever spill liquid on your laptop? Here's what to do. http://snipurl.com/t88he [www_thesimpledollar_com] A personal finance community. http://www.cashcommons.com/ I knew you'd want some ice cream recipes. http://www.ice-cream-recipes.com/ Good Heavens! Is Sophia really 75? http://snipurl.com/t88ij [www_dailymail_co_uk] An invention by a sixteen-year-old can be a help to many people. http://snipurl.com/t88n2 [www_dailymail_co_uk] And here's how to get one. http://www.stairsteady.net/ Learn to draw. http://toadhollowstudio.com/drawing_and_inspiration.html http://www.teachartathome.com/NewFreeLessons.html http://www.drawspace.com/ http://freedrawinglesson.blogspot.com/ Slovak and Czech genealogy. http://www.iarelative.com/ Many people have heard the term CSS. Is there a simple explanation? You bet. http://snipurl.com/t88px [css-tricks_com] End of Section Four. We welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. The form doesn't access your email client (it's a CGI form), so your privacy is assured. If you know of a website that would be a good candidate for this ezine, please pass it on via our online feedback form. http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Section Five by Don. Coupon codes. http://www.couponmountain.com/ A tech take on getting green. http://keenforgreen.com/ Are you looking for a home to rent or buy in the UK? http://www.findaproperty.com/ Need any car parts? http://www.rockauto.com/ English as a foreign language (in Korea). http://eflgeek.com/index.php Laugh and learn English. http://www.laughandlearnenglish.com/ 101 reasons to stop writing. http://101reasonstostopwriting.com/ Isaac Asimov home page. http://www.asimovonline.com/ Purveyors of doom and gloom. http://www.malthusia.com/ Unusual animals. http://snipurl.com/t8mlu [purpleslinky_com] http://snipurl.com/t8mmd [webecoist_com] Trying to remember the name and author of that book you loved as a kid? One of these sites may help. http://www.loganberrybooks.com/stump-form.html http://www.abebooks.com/docs/Community/BookSleuth/ http://www.whatsthatbook.com/http://bookclubs.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Lost-Books/bd-p/lostbooks http://www.biblio.com/ http://books.google.com/ Social networking for avid readers. http://www.anobii.com/ http://openlibrary.org/ http://www.jandysbooks.com/ http://www.librarything.com/ A nice RPG site. http://www.penandpapergames.com/ End of Section Five. Archives for this ezine are available online here: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ The current issue is also available on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html RSS feed is available via this link. //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/feed.rss Section Six by Lisa. I want to age like this. http://snipurl.com/t88s8 [www_dailymail_co_uk] http://snipurl.com/t88sg [www_dailymail_co_uk] Great writing skills? Need at-home employment? Perhaps Helium is for you. http://www.helium.com/ Realage.com has become a comprehensive health site. Very informative and useful. http://www.realage.com/ There's a lot more to GMail than email. http://mail.google.com/mail/help/about_whatsnew.html Over 35,000 e-books. http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/ A comprehensive list of credit card offers. http://www.indexcreditcards.com/ The Edgar Allen Poe Museum. http://www.poemuseum.org/ 13 things a burglar won't tell you. http://snipurl.com/t88ye [www_rd_com] A collection of Zen stories. http://snipurl.com/t88yk [www-usr_rider_edu] A wine-lover's page. http://www.wineloverspage.com/ Johannes Sebastian Bach, life and works. http://www.jsbach.org/ A fun and informative site on puppets. http://www.puppetuniverse.com/ End of Section Six. A Little Humor. 'Unix was not designed to stop people from doing stupid things,because that would also stop them from doing clever things.' - Doug Gwyn 'Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.' - Rich Cook 'True research is like fumbling in the dark for the right switches. Once you've turned the light on everyone can see.' - unknown 'An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot' - Rich Julius 'Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.' - Donald Knuth 'C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.' - Bjarne Stroustrup 'I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.' - Joseph Costello, President of Cadence 'The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable pi can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.' - FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers 'The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should,therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.'- E. W. Dijkstra 'It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that [sic] have had prior exposure to BASIC; as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.' - E. W. Dijkstra 'A system admin's life is a sorry one. The only advantage he has over Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare. On the other hand, ER doctors never have to deal with patients installing new versions of their own innards!' - Michael O'Brien 'The C Programming Language is a language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.' 'Pascal is a programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.' PROGRAM: n., a magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages. Tips for This Issue. Gardening tips for blind or visually impaired persons. http://www.kab.org.uk/gardening.htm XP tips. http://www.xp-tips.com/ A general tips portal. http://www.usefultipsguide.com/ A tips blog. http://tipvista.com/ An excellent collection of useful information. http://www.hintsandthings.co.uk/index.htm For Windows users. http://etc.usf.edu/te_win/index.html Contributions From Our Readers. Links from readers are always welcome and you can even write your own link descriptions if you like (just tell me when you send them if that's what you intended). Guidelines are available here: http://www.don-guitar.com/descriptivetext.html From our web-sibling Jo-Ann (Jo) Burton: ( Jo's site: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sharinglinks2/ ) Weird Asia news. http://www.weirdasianews.com/ Curious expeditions. http://curiousexpeditions.org/ Dan Fogelberg's website. http://www.danfogelberg.com/ No, it doesn't do anything else, it just jiggles. http://www.jellotime.com/ The Huffington Post. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ Strange maps (a blog). http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/ Fearless cooking from a tiny kitchen in New York City. http://smittenkitchen.com/ Another social networking site for book lovers. http://www.22books.com/ Shoppers with attitude. http://consumerist.com/ An interesting blog. http://tailotherat.blogspot.com/ From our web-sibling Herb Cee, an eclectic internet radio station. http://www.kpig.com/ From our web-sibling Vinette (Vi) DePhillipe, some holiday knitting patterns. http://knittingonthenet.com/holxmas.htm My other-brother Beeyil (Bill) Lanoue, who just completed a lengthy, debilitating chemotherapy series and is beginning to feel almost human again (God bless you Bill), is already getting into the spirit of the holidays. http://www.northpole.com/ From our web-sibling John Lepse. ( John's blog: http://hucknjim.blogspot.com/ ) Last word, from Lisa: A NASA video on 'Einstein's Cosmic Speed Limit'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mkKhn53L68 Games for the brain. http://www.gamesforthebrain.com/ An overview of TubeRadio. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlivXnrWR9A TubeRadio. http://www.tuberadio.fm/ An interesting observation from Fred Langa's blog. http://snipurl.com/t8oca [fredlanga_blogspot_com] Thank you Jo, Herb, Vi, Bill and John. Last word, from Lisa: I used to think bad luck came in threes. Well, it's not so. The past week ganged up on us and smacked us on the chin. No one thing was really devastating, but one of those weeks where we simply were stymied at every turn. One by one, we tackled and solved the dilemmas and are headed into a busy, yet relaxing weekend. Through it all, we settled down in the evenings, de-stressed by surfing the web for links we found to share, and spent some time writing the ezine. We finished the week the same way you eat an elephant (one bite at a time). 'Til next time, Lisa Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blog. http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ Don Crowder and Lisa Miller Saturday, November 14, 2009 6:45 PM CST - Buchanan Lake Village, Texas, USA Served by the U.S. Post Office in Tow (rhymes-with-cow), Texas Privacy: We will never share, sell, or otherwise compromise your email address. Privacy Policy on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/privacy.html Freelists.org Privacy Policy. //www.freelists.org/privacy.html The most important people on the Internet, for you and I as computer users, are software developers. The world's coolest computer, without software, is like a car without fuel. It might look great, but what can it do? 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