Don's Patch Issue #2004-07-01 from http://www.don-guitar.com My new job, stocker in a supermarket, is difficult and demanding work. I think it will become easier as time goes by but right now it's taking most of my energy and resources just to hang in there. This issue, like the last one, will be smaller than usual because I have very little time to work on it but, for the moment, I have no plans to discontinue this publication. Since I started soliciting donations for the support of this ezine readers have contributed a total of thirty (U.S.) dollars. This makes it clear that I have no monetary incentive to continue this work. I do it because I enjoy it and because I know most of my readers truly appreciate my efforts. Some adjustment may be required to fit the ezine into my altered lifestyle. I'll try to sort it out as quickly as I can. Remember, your input is always welcome. I value your suggestions and comments, and I'm always willing to help you find answers to your computer and Internet questions. My feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª A virtual exploration of the universe. http://www.shatters.net/celestia/ Website toys and some fonts. http://www.fontsnthings.com/original/original.shtml As always, life is about people. http://www.globalexchange.org/ Global issues that affect everyone. http://www.globalissues.org/ Adventurous explorations. http://www.goals.com/Index.htm Another cool toy for serious googlers. http://toolbar.google.com/deskbar/index.html Being what it is, Google has inspired some passionate commentaries. some of them seem to be fairly biased http://www.google-watch.org/ but input from the fringe always has it's own critical observers http://www.google-watch-watch.org/ For me, the nice thing about extremism is that it's easy to spot and ignore. I don't believe that any source of information is truly unbiased, despite claims to the contrary. http://www.watchinggooglelikeahawk.com/ but I can accept the notion that some information sources don't have actively negative agendas. http://news.google.com/ I like these folks. I think you will too. http://www.greeneclipsesoftware.com/index.html Hackers, outlaws and angels. http://snipurl.com/92av Homeschooling adventures on the web. http://www.homeschoolingadventures.com/ Red Hat: Not Linux, for ladies only, and very cool. http://www.hotflash.org/ HTML and CSS learning resource. http://www.htmldog.com/ Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn: Text, illustrations, and early reviews. http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/twain/huckfinn.html Recipes and more from ConAgra's Hunt's site. http://www.hunts.com/index.jsp I don't know who Hutch is, but his site is cool and his little editor, named "The Gun", is the smallest I've ever seen. http://www.movsd.com/index.htm ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, and //www.freelists.org ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª The Internet is an enormous collection of answers. The challenge is to find them. http://homepage.mac.com/cohora/ext/internethunts.html Whether you love him, or hate him, nobody in the world has done more for wildlife than Jack Hanna. http://www.jackhanna.com/ Some interesting apps. http://www.kt2k.com/software.php Web standards software and learning. http://www.westciv.com/style_master/academy/css_tutorial/index.html TV theme music from Lee Goldberg. http://www.lgoldberg.com/leegoldbergthemes.htm An extensive computer tech information resource and forum. http://www.lostcircuits.com Miss Maggie's Earth Adventures. http://www.missmaggie.org/ A multi-platform email client. http://mahogany.sourceforge.net/ Goodies from Markus Welz. http://www.markuswelz.de/freeware/index.html Learn about some interesting Biome's and Ecosystems. http://mbgnet.mobot.org/ Two of my favorite words in English are "let's eat". http://www.mealtime.org/ http://www.woolfit.com/index.html Med Help International is dedicated to helping patients find the highest quality medical information in the world today. http://www.medhelp.org/ ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 258 ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª Mihov Background Tester is a program used to test different images and see how they would look as a tiled background. http://www.mihov.com/eng/bt.html I don't care for bloated instant message apps that are filled with features I don't use (like ICQ, Yahoo, MSN, or AIM) so I was happy to discover Easy Message. http://www.easymessage.net When Easy Message developed some minor problems on one of my computers I found Miranda to be an acceptable, if not perfect, substitute. http://miranda-im.org/ A site for mother's on the web. http://www.momsview.com/ Natural family living. http://www.mothering.com/ Today's Parent. http://www.todaysparent.com/ A couple of apps from Moonlight Software. http://www.moonlight-software.com/freeware.htm Helpful, geekspeak-free publications. http://www.mrmodem.com/ Who's up for a treasure hunt? http://www.museummania.com/ Alex Boese's museum of hoaxes. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/ This looks to me like a sort of online social club with blogging thrown in. http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm Resources for indigenous cultures around the world. http://www.nativeweb.org/ Neko for Windows is a little white cat who runs around on the desktop and chases the mouse cursor. http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Haven/4173/neko.html Kids resources from the U.S. National Gallery of Art. http://www.nga.gov/kids/ An obituary database. http://www.obitcentral.com/ Eric Miller's user tips for Outlook Express. http://www.okinfoweb.com/moe/ Official site of the UK Parliament. http://www.parliament.uk/ ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª If you'd like to help promote this non-commercial publication, please forward this ezine to anyone you know who might appreciate it. To spare them the forwarding carets (>>>>these things) I suggest you copy/paste the ezine to a new email window, or save the ezine as a text file to be inserted, or copy/pasted to a new email. If you've received this publication as a forward and wish to subscribe you may easily do so from online forms in these two locations: http://www.don-guitar.com/subsmanager.html //www.freelists.org/cgi-bin/list.fcgi?list_id=4343 ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª A few costless goodies. http://www.learnxgroup.com/software/other_freeware.html Some interesting screensavers. http://www.pegtop.de/screensaver/ Philosophy for young people aged seven to eleven. http://www.portables2.ngfl.gov.uk/pmpercival/philosophy/ Mundane inanity or brilliant art from an inspiring young person? I decline to define. Decide for yourself. http://www.photoadventures.net/ PictureDicer is a costless tool that chops any image file into several smaller images, suitable for creating mouseover effects and pseudo-imagemaps on Web pages. It also generates the HTML for a table to contain the partial images and display them so they appear as the original uncut image. http://www.ziplink.net/~shoestring/dicer01.htm Picture-shark is for people who want to "stamp" visible logos or text onto images. http://www.pictureshark.com/ Postcolonial Studies. http://www.emory.edu/ENGLISH/Bahri/Intro.html I can't judge this one. It's odd, but interesting. http://www.projectcensored.org/ I've never heard of Bob McDonald or "Quirks & Quarks", but it looks very interesting. http://radio.cbc.ca/programs/quirks/archives.htm History student resource center from Houghton-Mifflin. http://college.hmco.com/history/resources/students/index.html apps from RJL software. http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software.shtml I grew up with these guys. I miss Boris and Natasha. How about you? http://www.rockyandbullwinkle.com/ This small app presents some unusual tools to help in the design of forms, web pages, presentations and other visual materials. http://personales.conexion.com.py/sgrillo/ ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª My feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html I welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. The form doesn't access your email client (it's a CGI form), so your privacy is assured. If you know of a website that would be a good candidate for this ezine, please pass it on via our online feedback form (link above). ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª Topic, "Scavenger Hunts". http://www.spa3.k12.sc.us/Scavenger.html http://webtech.kennesaw.edu/jcheek3/shunts.htm http://www.techtrekers.com/scav.htm Adventures in Science and Technology. http://collections.ic.gc.ca/science/ Science Frontiers, the unusual & unexplained. http://www.science-frontiers.com/index.htm The Adventures of Science Bob. http://www.sciencebob.com/ Scientific American, online. http://www.sciam.com/ A Sci-Phi Pilot is one who explores the realm between the precarious heights of philosophy and the cold, hard reality of science below. http://home.cogeco.ca/~sci-phi-pilot/ The Screen Calipers are a unique on-screen measurement tool, similar to a screen ruler. http://www.iconico.com/caliper/index.aspx An informational resource on home computer security. http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx Security Watch. http://www.pcmag.com/category2/0,1738,12,00.asp Stories about cities. http://citystories.com/ San Francisco stories. http://www.sfstories.com/ Sitepoint (web developer's resource). http://www.sitepoint.com/ Web experiments gone horribly awry. http://slayeroffice.com/ A tech support and info site. http://www.smartcomputing.com An online encyclopedia. http://www.smartpedia.com/ Adventures in South America. http://www.fluid7.demon.co.uk/adventures/home.htm Spiderman from an educational perspective. http://www.ed.gov/inits/americareads/spidey/index.html Me, I hate sports, but I realize that I'm in the minority. http://www.tothenextlevel.org/ Have you ever needed to crop an image and make it perfectly square? http://www.trivista.com/products/asquareimage/ Digital Images from TriVista. http://www.trivista.com/freepics/ An interesting informational site. http://www.straightdope.com/ A tool for web site owners. http://www.nuetools.co.uk/stripfile.html This one seems harsh and a little callous in places. http://stupidguesttricks.com/ Sun Sounds is dedicated to providing audio access to information and knowledge normally published in a printed format. http://www.sunsounds.org/ Susan Shelley is an outspoken woman with something to say. http://www.extremeink.com/susan/page1.htm This tech support site is run by volunteers and paid for by donations and sponsors. http://www.helponthe.net/ TeenHealthFX.com is your online resource for any and all questions regarding your health, your relationships, your body and your sexuality. http://www.teenhealthfx.com/ The Internet Archive of Texts and Documents is a creation of faculty and students in the History Department of Hanover College. http://history.hanover.edu/texts.html ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª Archives for this ezine are available online here: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª A great place to ask, or answer, questions. http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ You'll like this site if you like crossword puzzles but you don't have an hour, and you don't have any reference books, and there's no one around to help you think of a nine-letter word for abstruse. http://www.argushamilton.com/tidbits/tidframe.htm Tim's badly drawn cat web site. http://www.tiddles.co.uk/ The tiger information center. http://www.5tigers.org/ This is a large religious web site which promotes religious freedom, tolerance and diversity as positive cultural values. http://www.religioustolerance.org/ An interesting news site. http://www.topix.net/ Over 2,000 travel articles by over 200 writers. http://www.travellady.com/ This site is worthy of exploration by students of all ages. http://www.cyberbee.com/ Don't waste time shopping for the perfect t-shirt when you can design and create your own. http://www.hanes2u.com/software/lite/lite_download.htm TWN (Third World Network) Africa. http://twnafrica.org/ An interesting game app. http://uwadv.sourceforge.net/ Museum of Unnatural Mystery (could be just a little "over the edge"). http://www.unmuseum.org/ Rare and unusual tools. http://www.toolbazaar.co.uk/gallery/tbgallery.htm ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª Websites Everyone Should Know About These aren't sponsors, they're the best of Internet publications and I highly recommend them all. http://askTCL.com http://www.langa.com http://www.tourbus.com http://www.lockergnome.com http://www.neatnettricks.com http://www.scotsnewsletter.com http://www.tricksandtrinkets.com http://marylaine.com/neatnew.html ªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªªª Each of these websites offer a product, or service, that's "costless" for personal use. http://www.accessmanager.co.uk/ http://www.free-av.com/ http://www.belarc.com/free_download.html http://www.f-prot.com/download/home_user/ http://free.grisoft.com/freeweb.php/doc/2/ http://www.hilgraeve.com/htpe/ http://www.iespell.com/ http://www.kerio.com/us/kpf_home.html http://snipurl.com/92ug http://www.agnitum.com/products/outpost/ http://www.panicware.com/product_psfree.html http://www.photofiltre.com/ http://www.intravnews.com/ http://smb.sygate.com/products/spf_standard.htm http://www.we-blocker.com/ http://wordweb.info/free/ http://www.authora.com/ZenditIndividuals.asp http://snipurl.com/92ui http://snipurl.com/6mzv ============== Humor ============= "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -- Robert A. Heinlein The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology. ecnalubma (ek na lub' ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror. Musicians Humor (Part 2 of 5): Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicapped zones. Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick. Q: Why do people play trombone? A: Because they can't move their fingers and read music at the same time. Q: How does a violist's brain cell die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords? A: A music critic. Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen? A: Put it in a viola case. Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: You can tune a chainsaw. Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: "That's the banjo player's Porsche." Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. Q: Why are harps like elderly parents? A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars. Q: How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway? A: Seven - if you lay them out correctly. Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon. Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike? A: Both command immediate attention, alarm, and force everyone to move out of range. ================================= I haven't taken the extra time required to present links contributed by readers in this issue but they'll appear eventually, when I have time to work on them. See you next time. 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