[dectalk] unauthodox dectalking?

  • From: "Sean Randall." <Shwatscoff@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "dectalk list" <dectalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2002 13:14:05 +0100

hello again, everyone.
I received this file, someone doesn't like the hal screen reading
program.anyway.
I think it is a bit drastic to put up on the net, opinions?
the file is below:
Sean randall.
email: shwatsco
---
[:phone on]
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
hal for windos is ready, registered to user.
[_<300>]
[:np]
[:dv br 0 as 100]
hey, hal? get a day job, some useful use, and. um.
[_<400>]
[:nb]
and a machine gun?
[:np]
yeh, that's it.
[rr<3000,30>rr<2000,20>]
[v<3000,4444>uw<1000>rr<300,13>]
[b<100,6>ae<400>nx<100>]
[_<600>]
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
do not defy me, dectalk. besides, that was a crap machine gun. and I live at
see, you know?
[_<600>]
[:nb]
paul, hey man. you ok down there?
[_<750>]
[:np]

[aw<1000,4>]
[_<100>]
ow: crap!
He has a bullet proof cd cover, what a twerp.

[_<700>]
[r<100,13>ih<300>nx<100>]
[r<700,8>ih<800>nx<100>]
[:np]
man, you can never get anything out of these dolphin people, can you?
ring, and ring, is all you get.
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
hey!
dolphin computer access are dedicated to providing  the
[:np]
hiest
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
level of  computer
[:np]
destruction
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
in the world.
[_<500>]
hey! stop that!
[:np] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
stop talking like a moron, then
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
i'm not!
[:np] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
are
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
not
[:np] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
are
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
not

[:nb]
stop! paul? kill him. don't argue with him!
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
yes, don't argue with me.
[:nb]
he's not worth that.

[:nb] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
 and your right, he talks  like a prat
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
I hope your cercuits blow up.
[:np]
hahaha, can't spell either.
[w<100,17>ah<300>~t<100>ah<300,20>d<100,25>w<100>iy<800>b<100>]
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
moron.

[:np]
i'm taking control!
[_<400>]
control space.
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
hal control panel,
[:np]
shift tab.
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
quit, button.
[:np]
spacebar,
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
deactivate, 1 of 3.
[:np]
right arrow.
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
pause, 2 of 3.
[:np]
right arrow again.
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
quit, uninstall, kill, and totally make me not work again. 3. of. 3.
[:np]
[iy<100,13>eh<2000,17>s<100>]
[:np]
enter.

[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
confirm, dialog.
do you really want to do this?
[:np]
yes!
[:nb]
sure we do!
[:nh] dy!
[:np]
yes, button.
[:nh] [:dv br 0 as 0 hr 0 pr 0]
i'm dead, i'm crap, never speek to me again.
chow, for, ever.

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