That is the question...stated in the time of when the Bushes took over the
desert and turned them into mine...I mean oilfields...
From Robert Anton Wilson's website...now deceased. courtesy Chien Fume.
see url: http://www.rawilson.com/home.html if you want an up to date and real
education in fake Political Philosophy.
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they
had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said,
"That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I
reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events at the
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy,
who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train
travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."