see url: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-44829539
Edinburgh is to celebrate Trumps visit to Scotland by having a Carnival
of Resistance outside of the Scottish Parliament today. Really its a
secret meeting of the ancient Witches Coven I was telling you about.
The Big Yin will be there to plan out the tactics and strategy of how to
keep hormonised US beef and chickens, away from our food imports, and
stop cheaper US cars from coming into Scotland, after we leave the EU.
I understand that all the secret intelligence services will be there, as
guests of honour, and to find out, in secret and in their role as spies,
what this independence stuff is all about. They will be paying good
money too, everybody knows that you get the best information when it is
at its most expensive...
Scottish roads are mostly single track and don't have passing places
which are big enough to allow free passage through the mountains. The
road to Aberdeen and Trump's other golf club will be littered with
American "Beasts" as they are very big and are also gas guzzlers and
pollute the environment, giving us acid rain. Of course if they were
little Japanese ones which were electric...that would be much
better...:-) Far better still, would be to travel in one of those
electric golf caddies, one gets a better and quieter view, and a slow
passage through the Scottish mountains and sand dunes are known for
easing the strains of politicians and business people
Enjoy,
ATB
Dougie.