He is the most popular President of America the world has ever seen. People
are turning out for him all over the main cities of the UK to jeer him on. All
they get to see is a brigade of ex Vietnam helicopters, flying through the air,
disturbing the peace, polluting the environment with their engine noise and
emanations. I bet they don't comply with UK environment laws either. They
just love the way he insults our Prime Minister too. And the way he interferes
and pokes his nose into our politics, so openly, just goes to show what bad
habits he and his security services have learned from the Russians. He is
prosecuting 12 of the Russians for interfering in his election, yet he doesn't
expect to be prosecuted for doing it in the UK, calls it "Fake News" and a
"witch hunt" He will find plenty of witches in that part of Scotland, I can
assure you, and they will all be casting their evil spells, like was done to
Macbeth...even the Prime Minister of Scotland is a witch, head of the Coven of
Independence from England.
Why, even in Scotland, they are so keen to see him, that Greenpeace sent up a
paraglider which got to within a few hundred yards of him, as he was sitting on
his balcony sipping Special Relationship 250 year old single malt Scottish
whisky, unbeknownst to him, it was made in Japan...and, it is rumoured...a
bottle of Barr's Irn' Bru, seeing as there was no red carpet to spill it on
to.. . Someone from his diplomatic security service said it might be a security
breach. Wonder they didn't shoot it down, send in a B52 or one of them drones
they use in Afghanistan.
All the folks who live around Trump Turnberry in Ayrshire, just love the peace
and quiet of his no fly zone, so that he can play his golf in peace, and they
can sit back in their gardens and have barbecues and enjoy the sun, in his
honour, playing the bagpipes in a failing effort to keep out the noise of his
extremely loud presence. Pity about the blocked roads and folks with guns and
weird clothes on all over the place, talking to an assistant called Siri who is
hidden in their lapels. It is like the invasion of Vietnam all over again.
Even the famous Ayrshire potatoes have wilted in the heat of his personal
aeroplane. One can almost hear the sighs of relief as people think...only one
more day, only one more day. One never hears who wins when he plays at
golf...have you noticed that... I could go on...but I can't be
bothered...unless you want me to...of course...In the meantime, back to sowing
the grass seeds in the new lawn I have created in my garden...
America...do us all a favour, put America First and keep him at home...where he
can do less damage to the world...:
ATB
Dougie.
On 13/07/2018 22:35, Shaun O'Connor wrote:
..but as the saying goes, A leopard never changes its spots.
ATB
Shaun.
From: Douglas Rankine<mailto:douglasrankine@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: 13 July 2018 18:59
To: Cryptome Mailing List<mailto:cryptome@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [cryptome] Trump Apology to Mrs May
see
url:https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-sorry-to-theresa-may-for-explosive-brexit-claims-11436015
Whilst it is nice to see that Mr. Trump is learning to apologise. He
has yet to learn to do it for the right reasons. This is something which
is very difficult for a person who is learning to apologise late in
life, not being used to doing it since he was a child. Personally, he
is entitled to his views and I think he is right when he says that Mrs.
May's recent proposal and White Paper on Brexit won't work, and there is
no need for him to apologise for expressing that view, even if others
consider him wrong.
What he needs to learn to apologise about is the way he treats some
members of ethnic minorities, immigrants, children of immigrants and
women, who come into contact with him. He needs some lessons in
consent. He also needs to learn not to interfere in other countries
political affairs, and to act more as a partner, than a belligerent who
talks through his hat and just opens his mouth and lets his belly
rumble...as me dad used to say....
If he carries on learning like this and loses some of the arrogance and
churlishness he has when dealing with people from other cultures,
nations and ethnic minorities and different sexes, then perhaps the
nation states in the world will be able to get on a lot better with him,
so doing us all a lot of good. We can then remove the blimp with the
nappy on, and pray that the safety pin didn't go through his dick...
With the Kindest of Regards,
ATB
Dougie.
