[cryptome] SAGA: Survival Code for 70's & Over

  • From: doug <douglasrankine2001@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: cryptome@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 20:29:29 +0000

*Perks****of reaching**
****70 or beyond! **
****
**1.**
****Kidnappers are not very**
****interested in you.**
****
**2.**
****In a hostage situation,**
**you are likely to be released first.**
****
**3.**
****No one expects you to run  --**
****anywhere.**
****
**4.**
****People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,**
****'Did I wake you?'**
****
**5.**
****People no longer view you as a**
****hypochondriac.**
****
**6.**
****There is nothing left**
****to learn the hard way.**
****
**7.**
****Things you buy now**
****won't wear out.**
****
**8.**
****You can eat**
****supper at 4 PM.**
****
**9.**
****You can live without sex**
****but not your glasses.**
****
**10.**
****You get into heated arguments**
****about pension plans.**
****
**11.**
****You no longer think of speed limits**
****as a challenge.**
****
**12.**
****You quit trying to hold**
**your stomach in no matter who walks**
****into the room.**
****
**13.**
****You sing along**
****with elevator music.**
****
**14.**
****Your eyes won't get**
****much worse.**
****
**15**.**
****Your investment in health insurance**
****is finally beginning to pay off. **
****
**16.**
****Your joints are more****accurate**
****meteorologists**
****than the national weather service.**
****
**17.**
****Your secrets are safe with your friends**
****because they can't remember them either.**
****
**18.**
****Your supply of brain cells is finally down to**
****a manageable size.**
****
**19.**
****You can't remember**
****who sent you this list. **
****
****/ P.S.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER, NEVER/**,**
****/under any circumstances,/**
****/take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!/*

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