Have you got dandruff on your collar? Take my advice on how to get rid
of it. Don't use any brushes, or a wet cloth with soap or two drops of
lemon juice or dandruff remover on it. Instead...contact the President
of the United States...who in return for favours unknown, and instantly,
he will turn you into one of his most perfect and lovable
creatures...just like himself...for a moment...at the flick of a
finger. Just make sure that you wear a diving suit before you go to bed
With love and veneration to all of our colleagues, for the moment, don't
let a silly, hardly noticeable little thing, like a piece of dandruff
get in the way of our most special and perfect relationship...
With Kind regards....and God Bless you all.