Re: DRE: CTS community mail

  • From: Moshe Shevel <jaguguarang@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 19 May 2015 07:01:52 +0300

Were there any buffs in the recent MK patch? Feels like FT deals more, or
at least the damage scaling was decreased
On 19 May 2015 1:49 AM, "Ilitirit Sama" <ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

OK, now I'm convinced there's something wrong with me...

How did Mad Max manage to score such good reviews?

http://www.metacritic.com/movie/mad-max-fury-road

On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 8:52 PM, Ilitirit Sama <ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Erm... since forever?

On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 8:51 PM, lindsey kiviets <lindseyak@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

wtf salie

since when does st lp connect into ken u2?

http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2015/may/18/st-lp-u2-counter-hit-st-mk-combos-u1-close-out-sick-comeback-and-more-shoryusengan-spotlight-olympic-gaming/
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Date: Mon, 18 May 2015 20:41:53 +0200
Subject: Re: DRE: CTS community mail
From: nicmuir@xxxxxxxxx
To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx


Lol. Thats the thing about these Nokia phones.
"Gotta find my charger... used it last month." lmao

On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 8:28 PM, Ilitirit Sama <ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

If I had my way I'd still be using my Nokia E52. Battery lasted
forever. I did get me a Nokia 100 though. I just need to find my
charger...

On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 8:23 PM, Donaldson, Alasdair <
alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Lol. I've got a Nokia 6303. Discontinued in 2009...

Sent from my Windows Phone
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From: Nicholas Robertson-Muir<mailto:nicmuir@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: ‎2015-‎05-‎18 19:57
To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: DRE: CTS community mail

I love the cell phone ones best.

Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "Sir you have been approved for our
special phone insurance cover."
Me: "really, and how much is that going to set me back?"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "It's only R300 a month sir"
Me: "that's incredible. Tell me... can you see what phone Iḿ using
right now?"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "Yes sir, It says here you're using
a Nokia X1"
Me: "...and you know how much a Nokia X1 costs"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "No sir"
Me: "R299"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
Me: "No problem, call again."

On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 4:01 PM, Ilitirit Sama <ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx
<mailto:ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
The only thing I hate more than banks are banking consultants.

Idiot: "Sir, we noticed that you are paying a huge amount in bank
charges."
Me: "Is that so? Well maybe you should stop charging me so much then."
Idiot: <stunned silence> "erm... well we can offer you these
alternatives"
Me: "The reason I have this account is because I didn't have to pay any
charges at all".
Idiot: "Erm... I not quite sure why you were exempt from charges sir."
Me: "Everyone on this account was. Until you guys decided to start
charging. Thanks for notifying us about that by the way."
Idiot: <stunned silence> "erm... well we can offer you these
alternatives"


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