If I had my way I'd still be using my Nokia E52. Battery lasted forever.
I did get me a Nokia 100 though. I just need to find my charger...
On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 8:23 PM, Donaldson, Alasdair <
alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Lol. I've got a Nokia 6303. Discontinued in 2009...
Sent from my Windows Phone
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From: Nicholas Robertson-Muir<mailto:nicmuir@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: 2015-05-18 19:57
To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: DRE: CTS community mail
I love the cell phone ones best.
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "Sir you have been approved for our
special phone insurance cover."
Me: "really, and how much is that going to set me back?"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "It's only R300 a month sir"
Me: "that's incredible. Tell me... can you see what phone Iḿ using right
now?"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "Yes sir, It says here you're using a
Nokia X1"
Me: "...and you know how much a Nokia X1 costs"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "No sir"
Me: "R299"
Poor soul stuck in a cardboard box: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
Me: "No problem, call again."
On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 4:01 PM, Ilitirit Sama <ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx<mailto:
ilitirit@xxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
The only thing I hate more than banks are banking consultants.
Idiot: "Sir, we noticed that you are paying a huge amount in bank charges."
Me: "Is that so? Well maybe you should stop charging me so much then."
Idiot: <stunned silence> "erm... well we can offer you these alternatives"
Me: "The reason I have this account is because I didn't have to pay any
charges at all".
Idiot: "Erm... I not quite sure why you were exempt from charges sir."
Me: "Everyone on this account was. Until you guys decided to start
charging. Thanks for notifying us about that by the way."
Idiot: <stunned silence> "erm... well we can offer you these alternatives"
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