*Some welcome Thanksgiving humor from Bob F. A full-filling turkey day to
you all!*
The following forecast may apply throughout most parts of the United
States, missing some homes while hitting others:
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon
high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother
the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late
afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the
turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates.
Mashed
potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery
spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A weight watch and indigestion
warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness
around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and
taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will
be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50
percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming
trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be
low as the only wish left will be the bone.
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