[cisb102sp02] Jeff Etue CISB 102 Lesson 3 question 3 Joke
- From: "Jeff Etue" <jm_etue@xxxxxxxx>
- To: <cisb102sp02@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 15:44:52 -0500
Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor,
Michigan, when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by
a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's
collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus
saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He
tells the boy, "I'll title it 'Young Wolverine Fan
Saves Friend From Vicious Animal' ".
"But I'm not a Wolverine fan." the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Ann Arbor, Michigan, I just
assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts
writing again.
He asks "How does 'Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From
Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not a Spartan fan either, " the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the
Wolverines or the Spartans. What team do you root
for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm an Ohio State Buckeyes fan," the boy
replies. "They're the best."
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Ohio Kills
Beloved Family Pet."
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