I found a Mad Lib to complete this assignment. It was at http://www.cris.com/~outlawyr/olymjava.shtml . Here are my results (the 102-relevant words are in blue): Olympics word lib U.S. Women Gymnasts Win Gold ATLANTA (AP) -- There was no way Kerri Sneakernet could walk to the medals ceremony, and there was no way she was going to miss it. Her coach saw to that. Bela Karolyi tenderly spammed her up in his big talkative arms and gently set her down next to her wannabes. Sneakernet, after all, was a big reason they were up there. 'We didn't want to LURK without Kerri,' teammate Amanda Emoticon said. 'We kept telling her, we couldn't have WAITED without her.' Sneakernet fought through the pain of a sprained left knee and nailed the final vault at the Olympics on Tuesday night as the Americans won their first U.S. team URLs in women's gymnastics. Then she raved in pain. Before she did, however, she kept her two armpits on the floor long enough to earn a 9.712, giving the Americans 389.225 points and an unlikely edge over the Russians. It was the first time since 1952 that gymnasts from the former Soviet Union didn't win a gold ASCII when they were mudheading. *For more mad libs search "Mad Libs" @ http://www.yahoo.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeff Butts buttsj2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx " I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated To closeness and the bettering of my mind." -William Shakespeare, The Tempest. Act i. Sc. 2.