[cisb102_vc] CISB102 Question3
- From: "Taera O'Neil" <taeraoneil@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <cisb102_vc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2002 13:41:44 -0400
Hi my name is Taera O'Neil.
My joke is:
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across
the lawn when he hears a voice -
"Jesus is watching you!"
He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping
across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!"
He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a
parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot,
"Did you say that?"
The parrot answers "Yes I did."
So the burglar says , "What's your name?"
The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would
name his parrot Clarence?"
The parrot laughs and says,
"The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
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