[cinci_dads] Re: Wonderful afternoon
- From: "Jim Stuard" <ejstuard@xxxxxxxx>
- To: <cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 10:01:12 -0500
Ok,
Then I second the Duct Tape solution....
-Jim
----- Original Message -----
From: Mike, Kirsty, Kyle & Ethan Wertz
To: cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Friday, March 28, 2003 7:59 AM
Subject: [cinci_dads] Re: Wonderful afternoon
Oh....he had pants on, but he can take them off. His nickname is Houdini,
cause he can get out of anything.
----- Original Message -----
From: Jim Stuard
To: cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Friday, March 28, 2003 7:49 AM
Subject: [cinci_dads] Re: Wonderful afternoon
Mike,
You poor, poor man. This is kind of closing the barn door after the horses
get out but, I never leave the children alone without pants on. My daughter
included. The first thing they do is strip nekkid and run around the room.
Sometimes you can even hear the velcro ripping on their diapers through the
baby monitor. Sneaky little kids.
-Jim Stuard
----- Original Message -----
From: Mike, Kirsty, Kyle & Ethan Wertz
To: cincy dads
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2003 6:16 PM
Subject: [cinci_dads] Wonderful afternoon
It was 4 O'clock. Both of them were incarcerated in their respective
rooms for afternoon naps. Wife is out of town. It's beautiful outside.
Quiet......AHHHHHHHHH what a time to relax.
Then I hear "Thump" on Kyle's floor above my head. Well maybe the poor
tyke fell out of bed.....maybe I should go check it out. I climb the stares
knowing he is just awake and playing. Then I smell it. I usually smell "it"
when I enter the room, but this time I smell "it" in the hallway.
As I enter the room in what seemed like slow motion, I smell "it" even
more. I don't see him yet with the door 3/4 of the way open. Then at full
swing of the door, there he is wearing only a shirt and a smile with SHIT (not
pooh pooh) totally covering his hands and feet with a nice brown dried trail
down the back of his leg.
Luckily he decided to play with it where it laid, rather than spread the
crime scene throughout the whole room, but the confined area was quite
concentrated with the brunt of it compressed into the carpeting as if he was
imagining tamping the dirt around a freshly installed fence post.
Please learn a lesson from me if you haven't already. When your 2 yr old
starts removing their diapers on their own, it is time to use duct tape to keep
those suckers firmly attached during unsupervised times.
After a 1 1/2 hour clean up and writing this email, it is time for a
drink.
Mike
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