[cinci_dads] Fw: humor: Women's T-shirts
- From: "Dan Zavon" <dzavon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Stay-at-home Dads Cincinnati" <cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Pat Foley" <foley1976@xxxxxxxxxxx>, <amccracken@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Pat O'Connor" <oconnorp@xxxxxxxx>, "Dave & Char Jackson" <JAX@xxxxxxxx>, "Dick Smith" <richardsmith@xxxxxxxx>, "George Vila" <gavila@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Dan Zavon" <DZavon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Scott Myers" <mhsm@xxxxxxxx>, "Bernie Markstein" <BMarkstein2@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 22:10:07 -0400
> > > WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer Listing
> > > interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland
> > > beach.
> > >
> > > 1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
> > >
> > > 2. I'M STILL HOT ... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
> > >
> > > 3. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
> > >
> > > 4. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
> > >
> > > 5. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
> > >
> > > 6. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
> > >
> > > 7. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU
FROM
> > > YOUR
> > > CAR.
> > >
> > > 8. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
> > >
> > > 9. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
> > >
> > > 10. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
> > >
> > > 11. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
> > >
> > > 12. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S
> > > GONE.
> > >
> > > 13. EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH
> > > OUT
> > > WITH CHOCOLATE.
> > >
> > > 14. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT
HAVE
> > > TO
> > > TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
> > >
> > > 15. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH
> > >
> >
>
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