[cinci_dads] Fw: Fw: cake or bed
- From: "SCOTT KOLE" <scandal122317@xxxxxxx>
- To: "chiphome" <chipvoelker@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>,"dads" <cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "heather" <Scolag1@xxxxxxx>,"smeinken" <smeinken@xxxxxxxxxxx>,"Ron Blazauskas" <Blazetrg1@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 11:38:23 -0400
----- Original Message -----
From: JEFF KLEINSMITH
Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2002 8:17 PM
To: lavernekole@xxxxxxxxx; ellehcim89@xxxxxxx; pathom528@xxxxxx;
scandal122317@xxxxxxxxxxxxx; wtbarker1@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: Fw: cake or bed
>From: kellzo@xxxxxxxxx
>To: EGRSHD@xxxxxxx (Edgar Shoulders), pmarden@xxxxxxxxxx (peggy marden),
>kleinsmithj17@xxxxxxx (Jeff Kleinsmith), akleinsmith@xxxxxxx (April
>Kleinsmith), ljbonenberger@xxxxxxx (Lynda Bonenberger), bobnrene3@xxxxxxxxx
>(Mom & Dad), JDUBBYA@xxxxxxxxx (Jeff), cmonper@xxxxxxxxx (Cindy Work)
>Subject: Fw: cake or bed
>Date: Thu, 25 Jul 2002 12:43:29 +0000
>
>---------------------- Forwarded Message: ---------------------
>From: "Barry Little"
>To: "Mike Schaming" , "Sean Toad Little" , "Mary Lou Little" , "Kelly" ,
>"Cheryl Viva Sarapa"
>Subject: Fw: cake or bed
>Date: Thu, 25 Jul 2002 07:43:09 -0400
>
> cake or bed
>
>
>
> WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????
>
>
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
> HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR
> WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES
> IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
>
> THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE
> RIGHT. TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO
> FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY
> FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE
> BAR!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO
> FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP
> OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS
>HE
> ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A
>BEER,
> HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT
> I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS
>WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO
>DO
>WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE
>DID YOU BAKE HIM?
>
> SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY
> FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
>
> *****NOW SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES AND YOU WILL GET A
> SURPRISE.
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