----- Original Message ----- From: <Bmarkstein2@xxxxxxx> To: <adriand@xxxxxxxxx> Sent: Thursday, September 05, 2002 9:08 PM Subject: Joke: Awwww, Mom > A classic (i.e., oldie) for this time of year. --Bernie > **************************************************************************** ** > > ****************** > Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. > > "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" > > "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." > > "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." > > "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" > > "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." > > "Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school." > > "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. > And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!" > _________________________________________________________________________ - To post on the mailing list, simply send email to cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx - Users can unsubscribe from the list by sending email to cinci_dads-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field. - Our webpage: http://www.cincinnatidads.com/ - Online, searchable archives of the list are available at //www.freelists.org/archives/cinci_dads Should you have any questions about anything, please feel free to email cincinnatidads@xxxxxxxxxxxx (Cinci Dads) or ctelling@xxxxxxx (mailing list problems)