[cinci_dads] From: Buttercup Waffle-tushie

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  • Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 22:41:55 EST

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the  third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>  a = poopsie
> > > > > >>  b = lumpy
> > > > > >>  c = buttercup
> > > > > >>  d = gidget
> > > > > >>  e = crusty
> > > > > >>  f = greasy
> > > > > >>  g = fluffy
> > > > > >>  h = cheeseball
> > > > > >>  i = chim-chim
> > > > > >>  j = stinky
> > > > > >>  k = flunky
> > > > > >>  l = booger
> > > > > >>  m = pinky
> > > > > >>  n = zippy
> > > > > >>  o = goober
> > > > > >>  p = doofus
> > > > > >>  q = slimy
> > > > > >>  r = loopy
> > > > > >>  s = snotty
> > > > > >>  t = tulefel
> > > > > >>  u = dorkey
> > > > > >>  v = squeezit
> > > > > >>  w = oprah
> > > > > >>  x = skipper
> > > > > >>  y = dinky
> > > > > >>  z = zsa-zsa.
> > > > > >>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
> > > > > >>  a = diaper
> > > > > >>  b = toilet
> > > > > >>  c = giggle
> > > > > >>  d = burger
> > > > > >>  e = girdle
> > > > > >>  f = barf
> > > > > >>  g = lizard
> > > > > >>  h = waffle
> > > > > >>  i = cootie
> > > > > >>  j = monkey
> > > > > >>  k = poty
> > > > > >>  l = liver
> > > > > >>  m = banana
> > > > > >>  n = rhino
> > > > > >>  o = bubble
> > > > > >>  p = hamster
> > > > > >>  q = toad
> > > > > >>  r = gizzard
> > > > > >>  s = pizza
> > > > > >>  t = gerbil
> > > > > >>  u = chicken
> > > > > >>  v = pickle
> > > > > >>  w = chuckle
> > > > > >>  x = tofu
> > > > > >>  y = gorilla
> > > > > >>  z = stinker
> > > > > >>
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
> > > > > >>  a = head
> > > > > >>  b = mouth
> > > > > >>  c = face
> > > > > >>  d = nose
> > > > > >>  e = tush
> > > > > >>  f = breath
> > > > > >>  g = pants
> > > > > >>  h = shorts
> > > > > >>  i = lips
> > > > > >>  j = honker
> > > > > >>  k = butt
> > > > > >>  l = brain
> > > > > >>  m = tushie
> > > > > >>  n = chunks
> > > > > >>  o = hiney
> > > > > >>  p = biscuits
> > > > > >>  q = toes
> > > > > >>  r = buns
> > > > > >>  s = fanny
> > > > > >>  t = sniffer
> > > > > >>  u = sprinkles
> > > > > >>  v = kisser
> > > > > >>  w = squirt
> > > > > >>  x = humperdinc
> > > > > >>  y = brains
> > > > > >>  z = juice
> > > > > >>
Thus, for  example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS...use your new name as the subject.

> > >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
> > >adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in
> > >your life!!!

Rick Thomas-Harmon
RTH
Visit Cincinnati Stay at Home Dads at:
www.cincinnatidads.com
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  • Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 20:28:33 EST
Of course I will still hyphenate !!   Cute one!  

Lori T-H  :)  
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  • Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 09:55:10 EST
 
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  • Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 09:29:51 -0500

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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the  third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>  a = poopsie
> > > > > >>  b = lumpy
> > > > > >>  c = buttercup
> > > > > >>  d = gidget
> > > > > >>  e = crusty
> > > > > >>  f = greasy
> > > > > >>  g = fluffy
> > > > > >>  h = cheeseball
> > > > > >>  i = chim-chim
> > > > > >>  j = stinky
> > > > > >>  k = flunky
> > > > > >>  l = booger
> > > > > >>  m = pinky
> > > > > >>  n = zippy
> > > > > >>  o = goober
> > > > > >>  p = doofus
> > > > > >>  q = slimy
> > > > > >>  r = loopy
> > > > > >>  s = snotty
> > > > > >>  t = tulefel
> > > > > >>  u = dorkey
> > > > > >>  v = squeezit
> > > > > >>  w = oprah
> > > > > >>  x = skipper
> > > > > >>  y = dinky
> > > > > >>  z = zsa-zsa.
> > > > > >>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
> > > > > >>  a = diaper
> > > > > >>  b = toilet
> > > > > >>  c = giggle
> > > > > >>  d = burger
> > > > > >>  e = girdle
> > > > > >>  f = barf
> > > > > >>  g = lizard
> > > > > >>  h = waffle
> > > > > >>  i = cootie
> > > > > >>  j = monkey
> > > > > >>  k = poty
> > > > > >>  l = liver
> > > > > >>  m = banana
> > > > > >>  n = rhino
> > > > > >>  o = bubble
> > > > > >>  p = hamster
> > > > > >>  q = toad
> > > > > >>  r = gizzard
> > > > > >>  s = pizza
> > > > > >>  t = gerbil
> > > > > >>  u = chicken
> > > > > >>  v = pickle
> > > > > >>  w = chuckle
> > > > > >>  x = tofu
> > > > > >>  y = gorilla
> > > > > >>  z = stinker
> > > > > >>
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
> > > > > >>  a = head
> > > > > >>  b = mouth
> > > > > >>  c = face
> > > > > >>  d = nose
> > > > > >>  e = tush
> > > > > >>  f = breath
> > > > > >>  g = pants
> > > > > >>  h = shorts
> > > > > >>  i = lips
> > > > > >>  j = honker
> > > > > >>  k = butt
> > > > > >>  l = brain
> > > > > >>  m = tushie
> > > > > >>  n = chunks
> > > > > >>  o = hiney
> > > > > >>  p = biscuits
> > > > > >>  q = toes
> > > > > >>  r = buns
> > > > > >>  s = fanny
> > > > > >>  t = sniffer
> > > > > >>  u = sprinkles
> > > > > >>  v = kisser
> > > > > >>  w = squirt
> > > > > >>  x = humperdinc
> > > > > >>  y = brains
> > > > > >>  z = juice
> > > > > >>
Thus, for  example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS...use your new name as the subject.

> > >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
> > >adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in
> > >your life!!!
> >

From Fluffy Cootiefanny








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