The wife said she would help so I will try to be there. I sure do hope there are lots of people. Do you think that cutey Mary Erwin will be there, or Janice Martin? I just hope everyone that reads this will join us. Dave ----- Original Message ----- From: "Wallace Coffey" <jwcoffey@xxxxxxxxxx> To: "Bristol-birds" <bristol-birds@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Thursday, December 09, 2004 12:48 PM Subject: [Bristol-Birds] Re: PARTY Big Dave Worley: That's ok, Dave. We all have our senior moments. Remember what Larry McDaniel wrote: "Deep breaths, must take deep breaths." Ask your wife about the BBC party, she can write it down for you to help remember. Here is some simple information broken down for those of us who can't remember where we left the little plastic box that has our daily pills in it: A. The party is the day after tomorrow (Saturday). B. If you normally get up at 6 a.m. then the party will start 12 hours later. C. Drive down the hill from your house until you come to the big 4-lane, US 19, turn left and drive to Abingdon, Va. (Remember to let your wife get in car with food, gifts and flashlight incase you forget to turn on your headlights.) D. Get on I-81 (at Abingdon) heading south to Blountville Exit 69 E. Get on TN. Rt. 394 East to U.S. 11 E near speedway. F. Get on U.S. 11E south towards Johnson City. G. Drive past Piney Flats to (DeVault Bridge) Boone Lake bridge and turn right on Willmary Road. H. Go to end of Willmary Road, turn right. I. Go to big subdivision brick gates, turn right. J. Go to big party at top of hill. K. Go to big front door of house. L. Have big Charlier Parker (young enough to know where he is) to show you where the party is inside the house. M. Remember to wait on your wife to get out of the car with food and gifts. N. Have big fun at the Bristol Bird Club 11th Annual Regional Christmas Party. O. After you leave, have your wife to show you how to get home. She can tell you where you have been. Who the people were that you were with. She can tell you how much fun you had. Now, let's go over that one more time to make sure you have it: A. The party is the day after tomorrow. B. If you normally get up at 6 a.m. then the party will start 12 hours later. C. Drive down the hill from your house until you come to the big 4-lane, US 19, turn left and drive to Abingdon, Va. (Remember to let your wife get in car with food, gifts and flashlight incase you forget to turn on your headlights.) D. Get on I-81 (at Abingdon) heading south to Blountville Exit 69 E. Get on TN. Rt. 394 East to U.S. 11 E near speedway. F. Get on U.S. 11E south towards Johnson City. G. Drive past Piney Flats to (DeVault Bridge) Boone Lake bridge and turn right on Willmary Road. H. Go to end of Willmary Road, turn right. I. Go to big subdivision brick gates, turn right. J. Go to big party at top of hill. K. Go to big front door of house. L. Have big Charlier Parker (young enough to know where he is) to show you where the party is inside the house. M. Remember to wait on your wife to get out of the car with food and gifts. N. Have big fun at the Bristol Bird Club 11th Annual Regional Christmas Party. O. After you leave, have your wife to show you how to get home. She can tell you where you have been. Who the people were that you were with. She can tell you how much fun you had. Do you have any questions we can answer Dave ? DAVE: Yes, please. Will there be a BBC Christmas Party this year.? BBC: Yes, Dave. We do have a party Saturday night. DAVE: If I get up at 6 a.m., how will I know when 12 hours have past ? BBC: Ask your wife to tell you. DAVE: Is it ok if my wife makes two dishes to bring ? BBC: Yes, provided one of them is her delicious deviled eggs ;-) DAVE: Who is Danny Gaddy, Ken Dubke and Charlie Muise ? BBC: Dave, we will take a photo of them with you and write everyone's names on the back. DAVE: Why was someone named Willmary ? BBC: They weren't. The road is named for a gift shop that once stood on the corner of that road and U.S. 11E, known as the Will Mary Gift Shop. It is now a fly shop for trout fishermen. DAVE: Will the party be worth going to and will I have fun ? BBC: Lighten up, Dave. Get a life. Do birds have feathers ? Trust me Dave. Larry "Mad Dog" McDaniel said this is "huge." Would Mad Dog sell you a house you didn't need? Would he frame someone ? Let's go partying...... Wallace Coffey Bristol ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dave Worley" <trooper@xxxxxxxxxx> To: <bristol-birds@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Thursday, December 09, 2004 11:16 AM Subject: [Bristol-Birds] PARTY > Is there a BBC party this year? > I normally would see all kinds of hype if there was, so I am just wondering. > if there is one, please put all the info and directions on the listserve so I can attend. > Dave Worley > Rosedale, Va. > ************************************************* ************************************************* BRISTOL BIRDS NET LIST Bristol Birds Net Photo Gallery located at: http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jwcoffeyy/album?.dir=/efd5 This is a regional birding list sponsored by the Bristol Bird Club to facilitate communications between birders and bird clubs of Southwest Virginia and Northeast Tennessee. -------------------------------------------------- You are subscribed to Bristol-Birds. 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