No doubt Book Portt Services, a division of Family Services, will take it from you and place it in foster-care where it will be put in a box with lots of other poor abbused book ports, and starved, shaken, and taught only to read politically correct books. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Richard Ring" <richard.ring@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <bookport@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2007 2:48 PM Subject: [bookport] I tried to kill my Bookport > Hello: > The subject line is misleading, but when you read the message you will > appreciate how fortunate I believe I have been. > Last Thursday, I brought my Bookport to work. I wanted to show it to > one of my students. I was attempting to hold three or four things at > once, when suddenly gravity exerted its mastery. The Bookport and I > rediscovered that gravity is not just a good idea, it's the law. The > bookport cracked into the hard tile floor, the batteries went one way, > the battery cover went the other way. I scrambled around and recovered > everything. I noticed that there was a small sliver of plastic broken > off of the bottom of the unit. I replaced the batteries, restored my > settings, and my Bookport functioned just as it should. That was > fortunate. However, now for the truly amazing part. > I was carrying a carafe of coffee in one hand, and a full cup of the > same wonderful brew in the other. I somehow managed to slosh some > coffee into my shirt pocket, where resided my Bookport. I immediately > put everything down, opened the unit, and removed the batteries. They > were wet, and I was fairly sure that this was the end of my Bookport. > Because I have the patience of a five year old at a birthday party, > about ten minutes later, I tried the machine. It stuttered, and made a > high whining noise. Could this be the death rattle? I then placed the > open Bookport in a warm dry place. After about an hour I reinserted the > batteries. Nothing happened. I tried again, and got that most > welcoming of messages. "Defaults restored"! > To make this long story short, a few of the keys didn't seem to be > functioning correctly. After inserting my 4 gig card, I performed a > couple of resets. And, all has been fine ever since. To say I'm > fortunate is an understatement. To me, the Bookport is the best thing > since Talking Books, and I would sorely miss the device if it were to be > taken from me, especially because of my own folly. > Perhaps in writing this, I'll be charged with Bookport abuse, but I am > so glad my unit is working correctly that I'll gladly confess to > anything! > (smile) > >