Haaaa!
Good one:)
On Tue, Jan 5, 2021 at 2:12 PM Phil Bock <philbock67@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Greetings,
A guy is walking and sees a sign in a yard that reads, “Talking dog for sale”.
Intrigued, he walks up to the owner and the dog and asks the dog, “So what
have you done with your life?”
The dog replies “I’ve led a very full life. First I worked in the Alps
rescuing stranded skiers.
Then I served my country in Iraq. Now I spend my days reading to residents
at a nursing home.”
Flabbergasted the guy turns to the owner and asks, “Why would you want to
sell an incredible dog like that?”
The owner responds, “Because he’s a liar. He’s never done any of that.”
Wishing you all a very Happy New Year. It can only get better.
Phil