A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another
sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Born free, taxed to death.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you
don’t need it.
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year,
the dog is still excited to see you.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win
the No-bell prize!
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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Jacob Kruger
Blind Biker
Skype: BlindZA
"Resistance is futile, but, acceptance is versatile..."
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