A blind rabbit and blind snake bump into each other in the forest. The
rabbit says, "Excuse me, I'm blind."
The snake replies, "That's okay, so am I. I got an idea. Let's rub up
against each other so we know what we are?"
Reluctantly the rabbit agrees. The snake coiled around the rabbit,
felt his long ears and bushy tail, and said, "Hey, you're a rabbit!"
It was then the rabbits turn. He felt the snake's fangs, ran down the
snake's entire body, then felt the snake's rattler. The rabbit jumped
back quickly and hopped through the woods frantically screaming, "HE'S
A LAWYER, HE'S A LAWYER!"
"...resistance is futile...but, acceptance is versatile..."