(think name Jason refers to the movie character)
1.What Does Jason Voorhees Have For Dessert On Friday The 13th?
I-Scream.
2.What Would Make Friday The 13th Even Scarier?
If it were on a Monday.
3.What Did The Black Cat Say To The Construction Worker On Friday The 13th?
"It's fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing
your path in a minute."
4.What's The First Thing A Sorority Girl Does On Friday The 13th?
Nothing. She's the first to go.
5.What's The First Thing A Frat Boy Does On Friday The 13th?
Pull the knife out of his back and shoot a beer bong.
6.What Kind Of Shoes Does Jason Wear?
Crocs.
7.What's Scarier Than Friday the 13th?
My bad jokes.
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