now that one is a real groaner! laters, inthane----- Original Message ----- From: "Nimer" <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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-------- Original Message -------- Subject: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Date: Sat, 27 Dec 2008 12:14:31 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> The World's Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a guy asked his sweetheart 'Will you marry me?' she said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and martinis and hooked up withbig titty hookers, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Regards, AlanPlease click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.There, you'll find files of my arrangements and performances played on the Yamaha Tyros keyboard. I often add files so check back regularly! 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