Lol! Tha'ts a goodone! -----Original Message----- From: blind_html-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:blind_html-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Nimer Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 11:55 AM To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: blind_html [Fwd: Maybe the last one of the year!] Nimer M. Jaber The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender via reply e-mail, and delete the material from any computer. Website: http://www.empowertheblind.org Phone: (720) (251-4530) -------- Original Message -------- Subject: Maybe the last one of the year! Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:49:20 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a chicken.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,and then ..'He said with a deep sigh, . . . . . ..'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' 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