blind_html Re: FW: Duck Hunter

  • From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:24:30 -0800

smile, an oldie but still amusing.  

the elf
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Nimer 
  To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 8:45 AM
  Subject: blind_html FW: Duck Hunter

  I got this from another list. It's funny.


  Nimer J

  -----Original Message-----
  From: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
[mailto:Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Alan Paganelli
  Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 9:40 AM
  To: Alan J. Paganelli
  Subject: Duck Hunter

  A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to 
  a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of 
  blew the gun fell over and it discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
   Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his 
  "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you 
  going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little 
  damage and we were able to remove all of the buck shot.
  "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your 
  I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
  "Oh, well, I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied. "Is your brother a 
  "Not exactly," answered the surgeon. "He's a flute player with the local 
  He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your 


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