blind_html Re: FW: Duck Hunter
- From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:24:30 -0800
smile, an oldie but still amusing.
thanks
the elf
----- Original Message -----
From: Nimer
To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 8:45 AM
Subject: blind_html FW: Duck Hunter
I got this from another list. It's funny.
Thanks
Nimer J
-----Original Message-----
From: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Alan Paganelli
Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 9:40 AM
To: Alan J. Paganelli
Subject: Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to
take
a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of
wind
blew the gun fell over and it discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
surgeon.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you
are
going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little
internal
damage and we were able to remove all of the buck shot.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your
penis.
I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well, I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied. "Is your brother a
plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the surgeon. "He's a flute player with the local
symphony.
He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your
eye."
Regards,
Alan
Please click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/.
There, you'll find files of my arrangements and performances played on
the Yamaha Tyros keyboard. I often add files so check back regularly!
The albums in Technics format formerly on my website are still
available upon request.
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