A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until
the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you,
the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom." -- Nimer M. Jaber The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender via reply e-mail, and delete the material from any computer. Website: http://www.empowertheblind.org Phone: (720) (251-4530) blind_html To unsubscribe, please send a blank email to blind_html-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the subject line. To access the archives, please visit: http://www.freelists.org/archive/blind_html Thanks