This cracked me up! Nimer M. Jaber The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender via reply e-mail, and delete the material from any computer. Website: http://www.empowertheblind.org Phone: (720) (251-4530) -------- Original Message -------- Subject: WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:20:00 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes Across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks Up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful Women. After he makes love to all of them, he begins to Explore this fabulous house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, He looks down and the floor is covered in $100 Bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons Dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag hi m Outside to the nearest tree, throw a r ope over a Limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove Their hoods. It's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can Understand the first wish having all these beautiful Women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.' Regards, AlanPlease click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
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