Here's a good one. Thanks Nimer J -------- Original Message -------- Subject: Rules for Buying Gifts for Men Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:41:54 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule 1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. Rule 2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet
or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. No one knows why.Rule 3: If you are really short of money, buy him anything for his car. A 50 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from the rear view mirror.
Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.Rule 4: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to Boy Scouts or some other such organization.
Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" nylon rope. No one knows why.Rule 5: A new TV remote control to replace the one he has lost. If you have a lot of money buy him the latest all-singing, all-dancing wide-screen TV. Watch the smile
on his face as he flicks, and flicks, and flicks.Rule 6: Label makers are nearly as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Men really enjoy using these. No one
knows why.Rule 7: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. He will be too preoccupied to speak to you for hours and he will always have parts left
over.Rule 8: Men enjoy danger. That's why they love to barbecue. Get him a big gas barbecue.
Tell him the gas line leaks. Such excitement! Who wants a hamburger?"Rule 9: Tickets to a football game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate
tickets to "Creative Flower Arranging for Beginners." Everyone knows why.Rule 10: Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule 6 and what happens when he gets a label maker. Rule 11: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows
why! HAPPY GIFT BUYING! Regards, AlanPlease click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
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